Fred

In the day time, I really like to lounge around the house and bake in the sun. Mainly on Liz's bed, eventhough, I know she is allergic to me. Sometimes I lie on the white chair from ikea. It's about as hard as the wood floor, but it looks pretty with my black hair all over it, and it brings me closer to the window where I can make really strange churry noises at the birds. I like to watch birds, but not as much as I like to meow at ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND ALL NIGHT LONG. I think that is my favorite second to peeing all over EVERYTHING in the house!! I'm finally over that, but I still like to do things that bug Bev and Liz. When Bev and Liz get home and let me out from lock down, I like to run back and forth as fast as I can from one side of the room to the other over and over and over. In the morning, I like to attack legs. I also like to eat breakfast with Liz and Bev in their lap, but Bev always tries to make me drink coffee. That stuff smells about as bad as my kitty litter...