Look alive, Junior - I’m Izzy Mandelbaum, personal trainer to the stars. See that picture over there? That was me last week in the Keys hunting Great Whites. I’m 93 years old, and I run 10 miles every day before breakfast, and then I do 1000 push-ups. One-handed. With no break - cool downs are for Girl Scouts. And then I hit the gym for some cardio and weights. And then I run another 10 miles before I go to bed. I keep my body in peek physical condition, I use to work out with Charles Atlas in the 50's. 1950's not 1850's wise asses. I ran the Magic Pan restaurant with my son, Izzy Mandelbaum Jr. and dad, Izzy Mandelbaum Sr. We rolled every flavor of crepe you could imagine ourelves, thats what put the magic in Magic Pan each crepe has to be hand rolled by a Mandelbaum. It was a very successful restaurant until Morty Seinfeld's son put me, my son and my father in the hospital with all of his macho head games. With us in the hospital there was no one there to roll the crepes and our business would be ruined but Jerry said he knew some guys who could roll so we thought that would take care of everything. Little did we know that these rollers were cuban immigrants who rolled cigars I think for Fidel's brother Dennis Castro, it turns out that they had never rolled a crepe in their life. They rolled the crepes to tight so when customers went to cut them they were sprayed in the face with an array of fruit flavoring. Needless to say we were ruined and now I'm a personal trainer so if you need my services please contact me at [email protected]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Here's a secret from my workout that I'm willing to give you for free. If you want to strengthen the vertebrae sleep on a wooden board. NOW drop your purse honey, and grab your jock strap, if you need one, because a butterball like you better buy a ticket to board the pain train, it's go time!
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