if only people were as cool as they looked on this website (myself included) honestly, dane has this picture where he's on an iceberg and tyler has one of him with a moustache that doesn't look like armpit hair and my ex-girlfriend has just one that to this day makes me think of simon and garfunkel and wonder if breaking up was a good idea or if i really am the selfish one, and like a million other babes have these pictures where they're like awesome sluts, which is cool, but you know in real life they just live with their mom in west virginia and took the pictures on the one day that they got to use the town camera which is actually like one of those sweet ye olde timey ones with a blanket and gunpowder, really and like goofy is about to take the picture and the narrator is like "WHEN TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS ALWAYS REMEMBER TO REMOVE THE LENS CAP" but goofy totaly doesn't remove the lens cap and the gunpowder probably blows up in his face and max is like, "DAD, YOU ARE SO LAME," but we all know that goofy is actually the international badass that he presumes to be in all of his motion pictures, especially the one where he totally washes dolores the elephant and sings about how he's washing her the whole picture and then dolores is just all about not geting washed but since walt wanted to promote good work ethics and perseverance (i got that word wrong on doris's spelling tests every time)he just has goofy try all means necessay, kind of like in IN SEARCH OF THE CASTAWAYS when maurice chevalier's character tells hayley mills's character to just "ENJOY IT" even though they're stuck in this wicked tree with a bunch of sharks swimming around them, i can totally respect that attitude though, mainly because optimism is like at least number two on my list of PROMINENT CHARACTER TRAITS TO STEAL FROM MR T BEFORE HE KILLS ME, it may actually be like number three or four, i know for sure that it follows a keen sense of punctuality and respect for mothers, the main thing to remember about mr t is that he may be way far out, but if his mother weren't here, he wouldn't be here, which makes one question if god really loves cartoons, and if he does, if he loves it when i think about being more than friends with sleeping beauty.
