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EmT~Mikey

I'm Bringing Sexy Back, YEAH..........!!!!!!

About Me

Hi I'm Michael! I am 24 years old, I have been an EMT in Virginia for about 8 years now. I am a total nut that enjoys to drink and dance. I can seriously cut a rug if given the right amount of Alcohol. If ya ever wanna party just Holla!!! I work Paid EMS in Danville and I volunteer for Chatham Rescue Squad. I also Dispatch EMS. I am an Ex star in the show "Real Life Paramedics" due to some censorship. I love to shop and I spend the majority of my paychecks on buying Tech things and Shit loads of Porn. I also got a HD-DVD player(RIP) and a PS3 so that I can finally watch High Definition Porn!!!!!__ Here is a Video that sort of sums up what I do!
Alexisonfire - Accidents (video music)
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My Interests

EMS, Reviewing Porn Movies, Gore, Porn, TrOmA Films, XBOX 360, Being A Myspace Superstar, www.adultdvdtalk.com

I'd like to meet:



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Fun and non-boring people. I am really into people that share my interest in medicene or Adult Entertainment!!!!!!! If ya would like to hang out or something, just give me a holla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would like to give a shout out to my favorite Porn Starlets!!! Hillary Scott, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Charlotte Stokley, Riley Mason, Amber Rayne, Sasha Grey, Belladonna, Kimberly KaneMy Favorite Porn Studios: Pulse Pictures, Elegant Angel, Punx Productions, Vivid Alt, Wicked Pictures, Adam & Eve And a special shout-out to Virginia Based Sex-z Pictures: Thanks for keeping some porn in Virginia!!!!!

Music:

I Love Dance Music!!!Anything that is put out by Ministy of Sound!!!!Right now I Love listening to Eric Prydz and Armand Van Helden!!!I Have Sirius Radio and it is awesome. The Beat 36 Rocks!SexyBack- Justin Timberlake, I'm Stalking You On Myspace- John B, Block Rockin Beats- The Chemical Brothers

Movies:

Catch Vivid Alt's newest flick: Kimberly Kane's "Morphine" Watch the trailer at http://www.vividalt.comMake sure that you watch Sex-Z's newest blockbuster movie: UploadDana DeArmond Does The Internet (d3ti) Has finally dropped, so we can get to see some more of her hot ass!!!I really like horror movies: Dawn Of The Dead, The Return Of The Living Dead, Child's Play, Night Of The Demons!!!!!! As far as porn goes: Check out: Porn Of The Dead, Blacklight Beauty. I am really into Alt-Porn. Check it out, you will enjoy I promise. Also watch Rebelle Rousers, Skater girl fever, and Girls Lie from Vivid-Alt!!!!!!! And please support Sex-Z Pictures release of the movie "Corruption", it shows all the corruption involved in the government along with hot SEX!!!

Television:

Everyone has got to watch "House" & "Grey's Anatomy".The shows I like: Third Watch, ER, Real WOrld, Raising The Roofs on SPikeTv, Family Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, Sirius Sattelite Radio channel 36- the Beat, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Queer As Folk, Reno 911, SAVED on TNT, And The Current In Production Series- Real Life Paramedics!!!! If you are with a television network and would like to acquire this series, please contact me!

Books:

I think I may have OCD, so I Can't keep my attention span up enough to read. So the Only Things I read are books with pictures and magazines Like AVN magazine or Maxim Mag. Although the only real big books I actually read all the way through was my EMT Textbook and the Zombie Survival Guide. You never know when a zombie may come gnawing on your leg- Fucking Zombies!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Dana DeArmond, Eon Mckai, Alaska!, Hillary Scott, Ron Jeremy, Rob Rotten-Punx Productions- Porn Of The Dead, BENJI- My EMS Partner, Peter North, Sex-Z Pictures for releasing "Corruption & Upload"

My Blog

Damn Fucking Deer!!!!

Well,I was on my way to work Friday morning and all of a sudden a damn deer jumps out from some trees and I tried to swerve to mis it but that bastard hit the front driver side of my car.  That o...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

I swear the gaps in my memory.......

Last night was Halloween, and to celebrate, myself and my partner Benji deided to go to the 5th Quarter.  Well to start off the night, we went to buffalo wild wings and ate a few wings and waite...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

99 Banannas

Well I went to a party last night and I bought a bottle of 99 Banannas and it fucked me up!!!!!!!!  This was my first time drinking it and other people had warned me, but I did not listen.  ...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST

"30 New Sexual Experiences"

I got this from a site called www.searchextreme.com!  I saw this and I about Pee'd myself- it was so funny!  Enjoy!!!!!!!!!! Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, (her, on her back...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

Some Simple Alcoholic Beverages!

Well during one of mine and my friends drunken party trips to roanoke, we mixed some drinks for the trip.  a few simple easy to make drinks are: These are my made up names! Coochie Brew add 3 par...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:53:00 PST

Being A Celebrity!

Well, since the introduction of Real Life Paramedics! to the masses I have had a few people that did not know me come up and start talking to me, which is a good thing i guess.  But I thought tha...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST

Absolute Clubbin

Last saturday my friends and I went Clubbin at THE PARK in Roanoke.  We got so drunk at Macadoo's before we went to the club.  May I recomend a "Streaking Through The Jungle".  After ge...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:02:00 PST

Rules Of My Ambulance

I Took This From my friend Fank's profile, but It is so awesomely true:   Rules of MY Ambulance, Funny, but oh so True!!!! The following text is from a great book called EMS The Job of Your...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:59:00 PST

Real Life Paramedics!!!!!!!!!

I have not been doing much on myspace, but that is gonna change. In case you have not seen me and my partners' new series, I command you to check out the preview trailer. This is a new series we ar...
Posted by EmT~Mikey on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:47:00 PST