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I play the bass. I can make sweet, sweet love for hours without a bathroom break. When I combine these two skills, the results are...well, awkward at best.Just being honest, folks.I also like videos of plane crashes and animal encounters gone horribly wrong. Interested yet? No? How about this: I have a directionless white-hot rage and crippling confusion about life in general that I bury beneath a "detached, sardonic sense of humor" and "winning smile." I also like cats (for those of you keeping score at home, this puts me firmly in the 'weird' column, but not quite in the 'looking funny at your kids while licking lips' column) ...not to mention tons (tonnes?) of other bizarro shit that has no place in the unspoiled environment of the Internet. I won't go into detail, but you should probably wash your hands after shaking mine. Still reading? Good for you! But mostly I play the bass. Let's just focus on that, okay? Don't worry about that other shit. But don't take it from me - read my reviews!!! -----------------------------------------------------"Ed is, hands down, the biggest surprise hit of summer! And by 'suprise hit', I mean 'douchebag'. And by 'summer', I mean 'Williamsburg, Brooklyn'!" - Peter Travers, Rolling Stone---------------"I'm not sure why you're asking us about this person...is he involved in the world of sport fishing somehow?" - Bait'n'Tackle Magazine, June '02------------------"Ed brings a much-needed 'joi de vivre' to the world of filing, not to mention an expertise with multiple phone lines that borders on the sublime" - Competitve Temping Monthly, April '05 ------------------"Seriously, we have work to do. Unless your questions have to do with either bait, tackle, or fishing in general, please leave us alone" - Bait'n'Tackle Magazine, July/Aug '02.