squeaky_toy

I'm PointyThings' toy. I do my best to amuse him. I think I must succeed, seeing how he keeps playing with me.Other than that, I live in a small house in the middle of a dark forest with my wicked stepmother, a snarky squirrel, and a dyspeptic weasel. We make a living knitting vibrator cozies for sweatshop wages, and grow snozcumbers on the side. I used to have a pet unicorn, but unfortunately I lost him in a pit of quicksand and...what's that? Me making stuff up? Alright you caught me. Does that mean I get spanked now?