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About Me

I THINK PENISES SMELL FUNNY, LIKE UNSALTED PRETZELS, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE OF MY OWN..... IN DA PANTS........I LOVE TO LAUGH, I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, AND I LOVE IT WHEN I LAUGH AND THAT MAKES OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH AND THEN WE ALL START LAUGHING TOGETHER, CUZ IT'S FUNNY... MY FAVORITE BRAND OF TISSUES IS PROBABLY KLEENEX, BECAUSE IT GETS THE JOB DONE YA KNOW...AND THATS ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME, I HAVE FRIENDS I LIKE FRIENDS... DO YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND?????I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

IM HIGHLY INTERESTED IN MYSELF MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.. TO BE HONEST

I'd like to meet:

VANESSA..

Music:

I HATE RAP BUT IM A BIG ROCK FAN.. LINKIN PARK METALLICA GREEN DAY COHEED AND CAMBRIA GARY JULES AND MOSTLY ALL 80'S METAL

Movies:

UMMM MY FAV MOVIE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE PROGRAM KUZ IM A BIG FOOTBALL FAN AND IM A BIG FAN OF FANS... THEY R AWESOME OH YEAH AND TROY, CUZ I WISH ONE DAY THAT I COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH AN AXE... OR A LARGE HAMMER..

Television:

BLUES CLUES
You are Hercules! You are brawny and can boast of
your physical strength, but your mental
strength is not quite up to par. It's
okay--underneath that invincible exterior beats
a heart of gold. After accidentally killing
your family, you go to great length to expiate
your sins. You're certainly the most popular
Greek hero in modern times--you've had a tv
show and a Disney movie. Read Euripides'
Herakles and Alcestis and Ovid's Metamorphoses
to know more about yourself, not to mention
Pindar's Nemean Odes and Theokritos' Idylls.

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Books:

FUCK BOOKS I HAVE A QUOTE "OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, I MISS MY MIND THE MOST" -OZZY !

Heroes:

MY HEROE'S ARE OPRAH.. YOU GO BABY.. UMMM MY GRANDFAATHER R.I.P. AND MY FRIEND CONALL.. HE'S SO STRONG AND BRAVE AND OF COURSE, MY MOTHER.... I LOVE MY MOMMA