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Dez: It's All Guns and Fame

www.myspace.com/davidandrewsmedia

About Me

"I have dedicated my life to being myself behind the lens of a camera. It's better than being superficial in front of it"
I am Dez
I am 19
I am studying Media
I am living in Chester
I am really fxcking messy
I am cooler than you
I am not really cooler than you
I am not vegitarian
I am not a MySpace addict, I promise
I do like going to college
I do bite my nails
I do not drink
I do not smoke
I do not do drugs
I do not like people who give me shit for this
I do not believe in God
I do not, however, discriminate against those who do
I do not class myself as anything, I let other people do this for me
I do not take my hat off, only ever to sleep, wash or work
I do not drink milk or eat eggs, I get sick
I do not have a song on my profile
I do not like it when there are 2 tracks
I do not like the fact it's easier to turn my music off than yours
I do not have a foot fetish, in fact, I dont like them at all
I love music
I love films
I love my friends
I love my family
I love my pet hamster
I love MySpace
I love getting MySpace messages/comments
I hate narrow minded people
I hate feeling sick
I hate getting up in the morning
I hate it when things dont work
I hate when bands add me
I hate having no money
My tattoos probably aren't as cool as yours
I probably don't have as many piercings as you
And my ear stretches probably aren't as big as yours
My hair is NEVER going to be straight as yours, or as long as yours. Neither will it go over one of my eyes
My glasses probably aren't as thick as yours
And my jeans will never be as skinny as yours
But I'm not jealous...

My Interests

MSN: [email protected]

AOL: spazmothemonkey

http://SpazmoTheMonkey.DeviantArt.com/

www.MySpace.com/DavidAndrewsShowreel


I'd like to meet:

Anyone in my friends list, and people who want to be on my friends list

3 "Top Friends" Commandments:
Thou shalt realise that Tom is cooler than you all
Thou shalt realise that my Mum is cooler than Tom
Thus meaning, she is Numero Uno!

Thou shalt not bitch about top friends

Music:



30 Seconds To Mars
The Academy Is...
Adair
Aiden
Alexisonfire
Allister
The Appleseed Cast
Armor For Sleep
The Ataris
Atreyu
Bayside
Billy Talent
The Bled
The Blood Brothers
BoySetsFire
Brandston
Bullet For My Valentine
A Change Of Pace
Chemical Brothers
Chiodos
Coheed & Cambria
Dashboard Confessional
The Deftones
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Disturbed
Emery
Fall Out Boy
Fightstar
Finch
Foo Fighters
From First To Last
Funeral For A Friend
Goldie Lookin' Chain
Green Day
Hawthorne Heights
Head Automatica
A Heartwell Ending
Hell Is For Heroes
HelloGoodbye
Hiding With Girls
Incubus
InMe
Jay-Z
Jimmy Eat World
Kanye West
Kill Hannah
Linkin Park
LostProphets
Marilyn Manson
Matchbook Romance
Muse
My Chemical Romance
My Vitriol
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Norma Jean
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
PenKnifeLoveLife
A Perfect Circle
Placebo
The Prodigy
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Rise Against
Roses Are Red
Saves The Day
Senses Fail
Silverstein
Spitalfield
Story Of The Year
Taking Back Sunday
Therapy?
Thrice
Thursday
UnderOath

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I was looking for the original Napoleon Dynamite video, but this deserves MUCH more credit!

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream
Kidulthood
Three Colours: Blue , White & Red
Nightmare Before Christmas
Trainspotting
Pulp Fiction
Taxi
Kill Bill 1&2
Memento
thirteen
Last Days
Resident Evil
The Butterfly Effect
Garden State
The Virgin Suicides
Stay
American Pie 1, 2 & 3, but not 4 or Band Camp
South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut
The Matrix
Sphere
Minority Report

Muse - Hullabaloo
Muse - Live at Glastonbury
Foo Fighters - Everywhere But Home
Funeral for a Friend - Spilling Blood in 8mm
Placebo - Soulmates Never Die

Television:

I don't watch that much television:

The Simpsons
South Park
Family Guy
Futurama
American Dad
Little Britain
League Of Gentlemen
The Day Today
24
Big Brother

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Books:

The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
Porno - Irvine Welsh
Angels And Demons - Dan Brown
High Society - Ben Elton
Digital Fortress - Dan Brown
The Hitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Deception Point - Dan Brown
Eats, Shoots and Leaves - Lynne Truss
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies Of The Apocalypse - Robert Rankin

Dave Grohl: Foo Fighters, Nirvana and Other Misadventures
Marilyn Manson: The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell

Heroes:



And anyone else who has done what they can to get me where I am today

QUOTE BOARD
Kiran - Whatever, your Mother Works at McDonalds Most Weekends for Minimum Wage
Adele - (Adele, what are you doing stroking my foot?) Oh thank God it's your foot, I thought I grew a penis
Hannah - Wow, this [cooking] is surprisingly good!