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-----The Differential Theory of Special Operations Forces ----(Snake Model)----Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation (AO): 1-) * Paratrooper: Kills the snake. 2-) * Armor: Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes. 3-) * Infantry: "Look, a putty cat. Come 'ere kitty . . . Ouch! Hey, that's not a kitty cat." 4-) * Infantry (alt): "Ugh! Me see snake. Me like snake. Ouch! Me no like snake." 5-)* Army Aviation: Has GPS grid to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called "The Snake" 6-) * Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it. 7-) * Ranger (alt): Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes. 8-) * SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety. 9-) * Corps Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants are awarded Silver Stars. (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal Clerks etc.) 10-) * Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost 11-) * Combat Controller: Guides the snake elsewhere. 12-) * Pararescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake's life. 13-) * Special Forces: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.
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TO ALL THE CHILDREN THAT HAVE LOST THERE PARENTS IN WAR OR THERE PARENTS ARE NOT THERE BECAUSE OF THE US MILITARY, WE MAKE THE CHOICE BECAUSE IF NOONE DOES IT WHO WILL. YOU ARE ALWAYS ON OUR MINDS AND WE LOVE YOU
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A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, most likely a soldier, huddled here in the cold. Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled, Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child. "What are you doing?" I asked without fear, "Come in this moment, it's freezing out here! Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve, You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift, Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts.. To the window that danced with a warm fire's light Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right, I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night." "It's my duty to stand at the front of the line, That separates you from the darkest of times. No one had to ask or beg or implore me, I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me. My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December," Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers." My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam', And now it is my turn and so, here I am. I've not seen my own son in more than a while, But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag, The red, white, and blue... an American flag. I can live through the cold and the being alone, Away from my family, my house and my home. I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet, I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat. I can carry the weight of killing another, Or lay down my life with my sister and brother.. Who stand at the front against any and all, To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.""So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright, Your family is waiting and I'll be all right." "But isn't there something I can do, at the least, Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?" It seems all too little for all that you've done, For being away from your wife and your son." Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,"Just tell us you love us, and never forget. To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone, To stand your own watch, no matter how long. For when we come home, either standing or dead, To know you remember we fought and we bled. It is payment enough, and with that we will trust, That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."ALWAYS REMEMBER WE MAKE THAT SACRIFICE SO U DONT HAVE 2
THE FOLLOWING NAMES ARE REAL HEROS THAT NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN AND THE NAME OF THOSE WHO DIED FOR YOUR WAY OF LIFE NEVER FORGET THEM, FOR THOSE WHO PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE, IN THE GLOBAL FIGHT ON TERRORISM. MAY THEY REST IN PEACE!----- Sgt. Cheyenne C. Willey, 36, Fremont, Calif., December 23, 2005, Baghdad, Iraq-----Sgt. Regina C. Reali, 25, Fresno, Calif., December 23, 2005, Baghdad, Iraq-----Sgt. 1st Class Lawrence E. Morrison, 45, Yakima, Wash., September 19, 2005, Baghdad, Iraq-----Maj. Gregory J. Fester, 41, Grand Rapids, Mich., August 30, 2005, Iskandariyah, Iraq-----Staff Sgt. Aram J. Bass, 25, Niagara Falls, N.Y., November 23, 2005, Baghdad, Iraq-----Spc. William J. Byler, 23, Ballinger, Texas., October 31, 2005, Mahmudiyah, Iraq-----Sgt. 1st Class Jonathan Tessar, 36, Simi Valley, Calif., October 31, 2005, Mahmudiyah, Iraq-----Staff Sgt. Metodio A. Bandonill, 29, Honolulu, Hawaii, April 24, 2006, Baghdad, Iraq-----Sgt. William B. Meeuwsen, 24, Kingwood, Texas, November 23, 2005, Baghdad, Iraq-----1st. Sgt. Carlos N. Saenz, 46, Las Vegas, Nev., May 5, 2006, Baghdad, Iraq-----Spc. Teodoro, Torres, 29, Las Vegas, Nev., May 5, 2006, Baghdad, Iraq-----Sgt. Nathan J. Vacho, 29, Janesville, Wis., May 5, 2006, Baghdad, Iraq-----Pfc. Kristian Menchaca, 23, San Marcos, Texas, June 16, 2006, Baghdad, Iraq-----Pfc. Thomas L. Tucker, 25, Madras, Ore., June 16, 2006, Baghdad, Iraq-----Spc. Jose E. Rosario, 20, St. Croix, Virgin Islands., October 19, 2005, Balad, Iraq-----Lance Cpl. Shane Goldman, 20, St. Croix, Virgin Islands-----Staff Sgt. Kendall Thomas, 36, St. Thomas, Virgin Islands, April 28, 2004, Baghdad, Iraq-----Pfc. Jason N. Lynch, 21, St. Croix, Virgin Islands, June 18, 2004, Buhriz, Iraq-----