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Saus

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle.

About Me

There isn't a lot about me that other people understand, as I don't understand a lot about myself. I feel that most people are like me, yet how could I possibly know?
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My Interests

I really enjoy changing things up. My favorite hobby is developing and undertaking new hobbies.

I'd like to meet:

Smart and funny people.

Music:

Right now I am really enjoying the "My Chemical Romance" album......but, as always, there is a classic in my collection that I can't put down right now: "Long Cold Winter" by Cinderella.

Movies:

I saw "Hanibal Rising" and dug it. "The Illusionist" is a great current rental. And might I recommend "Fog Of War" for those of you looking to check out some cool documentary action.

Television:

As always, "Law and Order" will always be there for me when I need it. "Dirt" is pretty cool on F/X and I can't believe that I am going to admit that I saw an episode of this chick show on ABC Thursday nights that I kind of liked.

Books:

They are all putting me to sleep as we speak.

Heroes:

My father, Ronald Reagan, James Hetfield, and the dude that invented big pimpin'.

My Blog

Bah Hum Blog

People - First off, Merry Christmas to you all! Second off, Christmas has officially gotten lame! Point #1: The gift card. Nothing says "I don't really know you" more than sending some...
Posted by Saus on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:12:00 PST

I'm A Pornstar Novelist

People - I just finished watching "Thank You For Smoking" starring Aaron Eckhart, in which one of the central themes used in the movie is: why we do what we do for a living. (Note: for ...
Posted by Saus on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

Instant Thanksgiving Memories

My 3 year old niece, Emily, is starting to learn the fundamental difference between boys and girls is that boys have penises and girls do not. So there I am, with my family, enjoying Thanksgiving...
Posted by Saus on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

I'm Starting A Band

I've always wanted to start a band, but I could never come up with a suitable name. Enter recent events. We have had a couple of celebrity guests dine in our restaurant as of late. TV personality Da...
Posted by Saus on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

ZakYak Archives: Swayze Crazy

(From February 7th, 2006)   People -   I felt used.   I felt taken advantage of.   I felt duped.   I stared at the TV in disbelief, wondering who I had wronged to deserve such...
Posted by Saus on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

The Talk

I recently had "The Talk" with my father. And by "The Talk", I mean, of course, the conversation in which I inform my father that I think my brother Andi is gay. He seemed disinterested in what I was ...
Posted by Saus on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:56:00 PST

"Temptation" Song Lyrics

These are the lyrics from a song called "Temptation" by a now-defunct band called "The What Ifs?". It's really somber, but I think it speaks volumes about addiction in general.   Disrupted peace....
Posted by Saus on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST

ZakYak Archives: Bird Watching

(From April 11th, 2006)   People -   I was driving the other day, minding my own business, in a real bummer of a mood, listening to Judas Priest's "Turbo" album (a cornerstone of a...
Posted by Saus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

ZakYak Archives: Race Pace

(From January 24th, 2006)   People -   I still can't believe that NDSU beat Wisconsin or that Therapist Kobe Bryant went for 81 in a single game! Oh my Ronald Reagan that was amazing!...
Posted by Saus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST

ZakYak Archives: Global Tragedy

(From November 9th, 2004)   People -   I was in my employer's office today and noticed something that brought back fond memories. No, it wasn't a picture of a little boy going into the women...
Posted by Saus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:53:00 PST