Bah Hum Blog |
People -
First off, Merry Christmas to you all!
Second off, Christmas has officially gotten lame!
Point #1: The gift card. Nothing says "I don't really know you" more than sending some... Posted by Saus on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:12:00 PST |
I'm A Pornstar Novelist |
People -
I just finished watching "Thank You For Smoking" starring Aaron Eckhart, in which one of the central themes used in the movie is: why we do what we do for a living.
(Note: for ... Posted by Saus on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST |
Instant Thanksgiving Memories |
My 3 year old niece, Emily, is starting to learn the fundamental difference between boys and girls is that boys have penises and girls do not.
So there I am, with my family, enjoying Thanksgiving... Posted by Saus on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST |
I'm Starting A Band |
I've always wanted to start a band, but I could never come up with a suitable name.
Enter recent events.
We have had a couple of celebrity guests dine in our restaurant as of late.
TV personality Da... Posted by Saus on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST |
ZakYak Archives: Swayze Crazy |
(From February 7th, 2006)
People -
I felt used.
I felt taken advantage of.
I felt duped.
I stared at the TV in disbelief, wondering who I had wronged to deserve such... Posted by Saus on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST |
The Talk |
I recently had "The Talk" with my father. And by "The Talk", I mean, of course, the conversation in which I inform my father that I think my brother Andi is gay.
He seemed disinterested in what I was ... Posted by Saus on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:56:00 PST |
"Temptation" Song Lyrics |
These are the lyrics from a song called "Temptation" by a now-defunct band called "The What Ifs?". It's really somber, but I think it speaks volumes about addiction in general.
Disrupted peace.... Posted by Saus on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST |
ZakYak Archives: Bird Watching |
(From April 11th, 2006)
People -
I was driving the other day, minding my own business, in a real bummer of a mood, listening to Judas Priest's "Turbo" album (a cornerstone of a... Posted by Saus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST |
ZakYak Archives: Race Pace |
(From January 24th, 2006)
People -
I still can't believe that NDSU beat Wisconsin or that Therapist Kobe Bryant went for 81 in a single game! Oh my Ronald Reagan that was amazing!... Posted by Saus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:08:00 PST |
ZakYak Archives: Global Tragedy |
(From November 9th, 2004)
People -
I was in my employer's office today and noticed something that brought back fond memories. No, it wasn't a picture of a little boy going into the women... Posted by Saus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:53:00 PST |