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Missy

You say bitch like its a bad thing!

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No Sissy Crap

I love all my friends :). I hope you guys enjoy this..this is kinda funny :)!   No Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close...
Posted by Missy on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

Questions that make you go hmmmmm

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money in the account?Why doe...
Posted by Missy on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:13:00 PST

Fake Friends vs Real Friends

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you o...
Posted by Missy on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

CIVILIAN FRIENDS vs. MILITARY FRIENDS

CIVILIAN FRIENDS vs. MILITARY FRIENDS Body: CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a ca...
Posted by Missy on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST

A Barbie for Colorado Towns

I got this in a bulletin and thought is was so funny!!   Colorado Barbies Body: Highlands Ranch BarbieThis princess Barbie is only sold at Park MeadowsMall. She comes with an assortment of K...
Posted by Missy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

July

JULY=ATTITUDEoutgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. selfconfident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everyt...
Posted by Missy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:41:00 PST

GO ME!

It was so cool! I am not mechanically talented at all....fixing things is a challenge....but it was awsome I actually fixed my broken garbage disposal all by myself! YAY!!! Maybe I am getting bet...
Posted by Missy on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

A weekend finally

Wow I actually get a weekend this weekend!! YAY!!!!!!!! I have gone 12 days without a break. Hope y'all who see this have a good weekend too ...
Posted by Missy on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:16:00 PST

Pyro

Remember kids.....Fire Bad Trees Pretty (on fire) hehehehehehehe
Posted by Missy on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST

Good times good times

Johny doesn't know, Johny doesn't know, John doesn't ....no dude its Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know......ahh fuck it ...Johny doesn't know Johny doesn't know. This is what happens when frien...
Posted by Missy on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST