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roya

I am here for Friends

About Me

Still trying to figure that out. Anal retentive – yes, and proud of it. Enjoy and love the company of those who make me laugh – not easy to do – but those that do, you know who you are. Love the smell of fresh laundry, especially white rough towels (non-conditioned so I can feel it soaking up the water, rather than feel like it’s slipping off my skin) with a hint of bleach and my favourite detergent scent. Love to make a fool of myself in the privacy of my own room, dancing around to loud music and then laugh at my own idiocy and clumsiness. Love the sun kissing my face, but without the sting of heat. Love the panoramic white effects of snow without the feel of the cold. Love to make people comfortable around me, bringing a smile to their face and kindling to their soul. Hate the cacophonic cawing of crows, magpies, and kookaburras (and another bird I have yet to identify) they give me the creeps and any other eebie geebie descriptive words. Hate people who drive large trucks or luxurious cars, but don’t know how to park or stay in their own lane, topping off their incompetence by talking on a mobile – again many thoughts and expletives associated with this subject. Hate waking up in the morning midway through a great dream, but then also hate having to get up in the morning if I’ve just had a bad dream – sets me up for an ugly mood hard to shake. Have a tendency to make up words, by adding an extension to existing words. Have another tendency to live in a day dream of idealisms. Most of what I’ve just said is true to myself , although I use the word ‘hate’ in a moderately light way - sometimes???

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Most of them are deceased.. Martin Luther King…Peter Sellers… Rex Harrison…Audrey Hepburn…Malcolm X…Plato…too many to mention. Any Ancient Greek and Roman tragedy writers and philosophers … any intellectual within the calibre of the likes of Freud and Einstein on drugs of a hallucinatory effect – just to see what they’d be like on the other side, if they weren’t already using.Any man who doesn’t think he is in his own private cubicle of space whilst driving in a non-tinted vehicle and starts doing major excavation works to his nostrils – a scratch is acceptable, a hunt for dinner is not! Heard of tissues, or buying a more nutritious meal??! Cursed am I for being victimised to such visuals – that’s hardly what I call a scenic route. In the tradition of Jackie Chiles that’s “lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!” NoT. People who wake up in the morning without the intent of bludgeoning up my day or anyone elses. Anyone who lives life with the essence of jocularity.

Movies:

In no particular order: Malena, Cinema Paradiso, Under The Tuscan Sun, Amelie, Onegin, Good Will Hunting, The Color Purple, Shawshank Redemption, Umberto D, Queen Margot, As Good As It Gets, Something's Gotta Give, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Dangerous Liaisons, Being John Malkovich, Pushing Tin, Punch-Drunk Love, Training Day, American History X, 25th Hour, Men of Honor, The Bicycle Thief, The Green Butchers (German - gotta love those chickie wickies!), Romeo + Juliet - Baz Luhrmann's, Victor Victoria, Primal Fear, Grease, Reality Bites, Sideways, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, The Life of David Gale, most Tarantino movies.

Books:

Bride Stripped Bare/ Memoirs of a Geisha/ Running With Scissors/ Me Talk Pretty One Day/ Naked/ Magical Thinking/ Dry/ Atlas Shrugged/ The House of Mirth/ The Monk/ A Confederacy of Dunces/ Pride and Prejudice/ The Surrender/ One Hundred Strokes of the Brush Before Bed/ To Kill a Mockingbird/ Uncle Tom's Cabin/ Native Son/ Roots ....BUKOWSKI and many more.