Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!)

About Me

We (I, Reptar) realized that nobody wants to hear about how one member asked another member to be in the band. They want to read about how the band spreads love and not hate, and how the band plays because they love to play. Maybe, you can learn to love the band that loves you.
OFOC can be seen on Long Island, in New York, in the United States, on the Planet Earth, doing what we do best - Playing music. If you see any of OFOC on the street, at a bagel store, or in Waldbaums, let us know what you think of the band and the music. Constructive criticism, ass kissing, and sexual favors are all greatly appreciated. We try to play shows whenever we can, under almost any circumstances. Whether you like ska or not, you can always have fun at an OFOC show.
Also, if you want to inform us about a show that is open to any band, go ahead. We will not hesitate to jump on board and rock the shit out of it.
Any questions? Comments? Just send an e-mail to [email protected]
We will reply ASAP^Providing Hip Hop/Dance Lessons at E.I. Lanes 8/3/07
Thanks again, Jen!!^Playing Catch 22's "Intro" and our own "Not Gonna Happen" at EI Lanes 8/31/07. Thanks stem! =D^Playing "You Must Construct Additional Pylons" at EI Lanes 8/31/07 Thanks again, stem!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/16/2006
Band Website: imreallysexy.com/
Band Members: Reptar - Lead Guitar/Vocals/Girly Screams
T-Dawg - Lead Trumpet
Snooch to the Nooch - Lead Alto Sax/Vocals
Tall Glass Of Water - Lead Trombone/Vocals
Young Boy - Lead Tenor Sax
Scooter - Lead Ba(da)ss/Night Elf/Sex Appeal
Phenom - Lead Drums
Influences: Reel Big Fish, The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches, Drop it Jeffrey, The Watergate Brigade, Royal City Riot, Streetlight Manifesto, Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, Less Than Jake, Big D and the Kids Table, Catch 22, Suburban Legends, Whole Wheat Bread, RX Bandits, The Specials, Westbound Train, Daler Mehndi, Richard Cheese, and John Donne.
Sounds Like: Sounds like?!
SOUNDS LIKE A HOT HALF NEKKID FEMALE!

Record Label: None
Type of Label: None

My Blog

We’re confused.

What do the Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers mean to you?
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

Something to look forward to...

OFOC is in the process of creation. Creation being the writing, learning, and performing new music, lyrics, and odd dances. Two songs that we have lined up are quite different. Different meaning bette...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

So, we're going to begin merchandizing.

Reading about The Third Estate's shirts reminded me that OFOC, too, will start merchansizing soon.I ordered 250 buttons with the OFOC! cloud design on them like 2 weeks ago, so they should be coming s...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

Epic Win

Tonight can be summed up in one word - Epic.We won.We fucking won.It's nuts, it seems like all the work we've done as a band had culminated to this one night, and it delivered.Thank all of you for you...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:29:00 PST

CLICK (view more) FOR THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS FLYER, YOU GET $2 OFF AT THE DOOR! Now in B&W!

Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:09:00 PST

So, here we are again. Another Update. I write these things too much.

A labor of love, Aggrocrag is finally finished.It tells the story of our drummer, Jeff, and how he got into a real sticky situation.Also, there's refrences to the gameshow of 90's nickelodeon fame - "...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:47:00 PST

We're not playing the E.I. Lanes show on June 1st

Tom, Jeff and I are taking the SAT's the next day.Also, Jeff volunteered for some charity work or somethingSorry for the confusion, guys.-Vanuch
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:42:00 PST

FINALLY, MAYBE WE CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE SHITTILY RECORDED LIVE TRACKS!

We're going into the studio with Penguin Sound Recordings on Tuesday. We'll see what comes out of that. Hopefully we'll have, like, actual, real recordings that didn't come from a video camera or a sh...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

Vintage Lounge thanks

THANK YOU.To everyone who came and supported us. Thank you. We had 52 people come and watch OFOC. We made the Vintage Lounge $520 richer. (We didn't get a damn cent, but hey, what can you do?) Thank y...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO

There's a video of our 2-song-set at the PHS talent show up in our video section thingclick "view my: videos" to see itkthxbai-Vanuch...
Posted by Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers (ARE RECORDING!) on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST