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jeSs

Mrs. Muthafuggin ENLOE!!!

About Me



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I love shopping, eating, clubbing, dancing, playing practical jokes, and talking dirty ;)
J Joyous
E Exhausting
S Silky
S Scary
I Industrious
C Charismatic
A Amorous
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I'm married to the most incredible man, so if you're interested in anything other than friendship, you can go and get the hell on. We have a beautiful daughter, Loretta Jean (aka Gidget). She was born on May 4th. Now my life and my family are complete. On a note about me, I'm generally a private person-friendly but not outgoing w/ new people. But once you get me interested, I'm a true friend for life! I'm not interested in anything immature. If you behave that way, please, keep it to yourself. My celebrity wish list is: Brad Pitt (of course), Elvis ('cause he's still alive), Beyonce, Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Bernie Mac, Hugh Hefner, and Howard Stern.
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Music:


Mostly hip hop, alt rock, old country songs, and I'm also a huge fan of southern and classic rock: Long Live Lynyrd Skynyrd!

Movies:

Funny, Scary, and Romantic: Office Space, Steel Magnolias, The Ring(s), Napoleon Dynomite, Overboard, The Goonies, Freeway, Spanglish, A Few Good Men, Anger Management, Best Little Whore House in Texas, The Exorcist, Dazed and Confused, Monster's Inc., Braveheart, The Shining, Shrek, Legally Blonde(s), ****Fight Club, Oceans 11 and 12, Big Talk, Interview with a Vampire, The Mexican, Full Frontal, Troy, Spy Games (noticing a pattern here?) . I love pretty much anything with Brad Pitt, Dolly Parton, Jack Nicholson, and/or Mel Gibson because its sure to be good. My two favorite movies of ALL TIME are Gone with the Wind and The Wizard of Oz.

Television:

vH1, MTV, E!, Comedy Central, and Fox are my faves so pretty much anything on them is awesome (Fabulous Life, Simple Life, Chapell Show, Mind of Mencia, Best Week Ever, The Soup). Oh yeah, can't forget about Law & Order~I like all of 'em, but SVU is the best. King of the Hill is my all-time favorite TV show.

Books:

Depends on my mood. I like reading psychology text books. I know, I'm a nerd! I like fAnTaSy (((leaves the imagination open)))

My Blog

Good Advice

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.  TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.  . As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.&...
Posted by jeSs on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

Love Quotes

There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.- George Sand -   Winter MoonlightThe snow, so peaceful and serene,caressed by the soft moonlight,gave magical feelings to the night.The ...
Posted by jeSs on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST

80 Things You Probably Don't Know About Me

Whats your middle name? Michelle How big is your bed? QUEEN What are you listening to right now? Hello Darlin What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 1787 What was the last thing y...
Posted by jeSs on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST

Poetry

Heres a little known fact, I love poetry. I believe that a poem can mean whatever you feel when you read it. What does this poem mean to you? HOW ANNANDALE WENT OUT "They called it Annandale--and I ...
Posted by jeSs on Sun, 28 May 2006 08:31:00 PST