About Me
I was born in Columbus, Ohio, the daughter of wealthy Serbian land owners. At the tender age of 6 months the family lost everything and was forced to move to Boston. It was here I went on my first excellent adventure at the tender age of two. Shortly thereafter, I showed skills as a dog whisperer, adopting the lifestyle of any well-loved mutt, eating dog biscuits under the kitchen table when I wasn't tied to the tree outside. By three I was a coniseur (how the hell do I spell that) of gourmet foods. Wild mushrooms were my specialty. In reality the mushrooms were a ploy to get me in to the hospital and begin my career in the medical profession. There would be subsequent wild mushroom dishes and subsequent studies at the hospital. At four my family was ostracized, the neighbors quite jealous of my unseemly intellect and we were again nomads, winding up in...yes, Columbus, Ohio. It was here though that I made my name on the art circuit, swallowing up every prize Columbus city schools had to offer. Here also, where that creative mind of mine was working overtime and I forgot quite often to wear underwear to school. These lapses were in no way intentional as they served me well in my future career as inventor of the thong. As luck would have it, the family came in to great wealth again (as a result of my many talents, I might add) and we became gentlemen farmers in the rich peat farms of Galena. I excelled at everything I attempted, creating clothing equal to anything Vera Wang, though who knew her in the seventies? My music career took off. I played my bassoon at every gig in town. It was only after an embarassing little incident with a horse and a broken leg and a vicious law suit that life as I knew it, silver spoon and all, ended. The rest of the story...well, anybody that knows me now, knows.
