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Billy

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am almost the oldest in my group of friends. But I only guage how old you are by the how old the person you are nailing is. Therefore I am only 24. I love almost anything for about 10 minutes and then I'm bored of it. I am getting married this year, god bless her.Things I'm not bored of yet: Sandy, Beer, Scotch, volleyball, power tools, acoustic guitar (I actually got bored of electric), porn(great alone and with friends)Favorite saying: If it's broke, fix it. If it's broken beyond repair, buy a new one. If it's not broke, then you're not using it properly.

My Interests

Guitar, Working on my house, hanging with friends

I'd like to meet:

god, so I can ask him if he really gives a fuck if i say his name in vain. Cuz it doesn't bother me at all godamnit!

Music:

Anything that's got an upbeat tempo. Don't put me to sleep with your ballads. And yes, I understand I've written some slow songs, they're easier to write and I'm lazy. Fuck off, you think you can do better with my attention span.

Movies:

Star Wars IV, V, & V1. Just cause you can use computer graphics, doesn't mean you should. Lucas, can you hear me? Put the laptop down and use a video camera with some battleship models! It worked last time didn't it?Anything with naked women misbehaving.

Television:

Channel 414, adult alterative rock I think. Who has time to watch TV unless it's a Bills or Sabres game? Closet "friends" fan. Who could miss Family Guy? Simpsons is down to about 2 jokes an episode.

Books:

Home Improvement

Heroes:

Larry Flint, Ron Jeremy, Seymour Butts and Pope John Paul II