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Aaron J

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About Me

Tall, dark and handsome...well I'll take one and a half out of three. I enjoy watching people fall down, however I hate America's funniest home videos (maybe not as much at Bob Saget). I love experiencing life, whether its being punched in the face, jumping off a cliff drunk, or simply relaxing. I will embrace the good, the bad, and the embarassing. I live for uncomfortable situations and enjoy staring contests. If I could travel to every crevasse of the earth, I would do it twice. My dream job is to be Joe Rogan (plus about 10 inches) or the roaming Gnome from travelocity. Anthony Bourdain's job would work too, cause I will eat anything.I like: gin martinis, good cigars, doughnuts, wedding cake, greasy cheese burgers, smelling my own brand, being tall, the way a new pair of shoes feels, getting dressed up, people who aren't afraid of trying new things, training to the point of exhaustion, drunken nightime bike rides, red wine, vandalism, the sound of breaking glass, beer gardens, dry aged prime steaks, relaxing...Everything you need to know about me can be learned by watching "the Last Dragon"
..Aaron J wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the It's time for a new album album
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One of those Karate guys you see on TV that can take a punch to the nuts without flinching. I want to punch him so hard his sperms are unable to swim giving him the right NOT to procreate. I'd also enjoy getting aressted, if it was during the filming of COPS.

My Blog

Bob Saget

From now on when I curse I am going to try and say Bob Saget. Me and the Turrets guy will make this new curse word catch on. Ex. I spilled bread pudding and hot carmel sauce all over the floor I woul...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 00:13:00 GMT