I have become obsessed of late with taking a stand against all that is wrong in the world, however trivial I will not take it lying down.
Here is an example of a letter I sent recently about a mini animal farm, a colleague of mine bought from Tesco.
I would like to express my extreme disappointment in one of your products, namely the “farm animal’s tubsâ€.For one the farm mat is completely out of perspective, what will this teach our future generation about three dimensional forms, that everything should be viewed as flat? Then what would Columbus of achieved? The keen young minds of tomorrow need to know these things, one of them may grow up to be prime minister. Geographically, the landscape is unrealistic and does not reflect the true environment of our animal friends. Since when does a cockerel live alongside a pot-bellied pig in the savannah against a perilous yet breathtakingly beautiful mountain backdrop, I would hazard to enquire?Proportion is also obviously of no interest to you at Ozbozz, since the duck is of such great height that it would have no difficulty in defecating upon the pigs saddle.You are charged with the most important responsibility of mankind, to mould young, innocent and inquisitive minds. You must try harder. Our future, all our futures, the very fabric of humanity, rests in your hands.Take heed!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
