Adam

Hello there and welcome to Adam Parry's bumbaclot art attack hall of fame.My name is Adam Parry, or "the Adam Parry" to my friends.I am a 57 year old merchant banker from West London and my hobbies may, or may not include the following ,-1) setting fire to stray animals 2) making phallic symbals out of used bubblegum i scrape off pavements 3) spreading vicious lies 4) alienating people 5) moaning 6) not taking drugs 7) exposing myself in supermarkets 8) being sick after eating too much ice cream 9) being great at bushido blade 10)making fun of the disabled 11)looking smouldering 12)sweating profusely from every orafice 13)going on about alan partridge 14)re-enacting my favourite parts from porn films with giant blow up dolls 15)eating out (insert your own jokes here..) 16)murdering insects 17)i'm superstitous so there isn't a 17 18)buying things i'll never use 19)watching Crime Scene Investigation on Channel 5 20)pretending to be lithuanian 21)modelling for major uk mail order catalogues such as littlewoods or select 22)being bitter and resentful about not having a mr frosty as a child 23)representing the south wales darkside jungle massive at chidren's parties 24)keeping it real 25)spending money occasionally 26)suffering from heartburn 27)taking vitamin supplements 28)going over newton sand dunes with a loaded weapon 29)redefining the music world as we know it 30)stabbing hamsters to death with pencils 31)being ill on sundays 32)eating pak choi which is really nice actually