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i'm a super cool guy. take me home tonight. haha jk. im not a player or anything....if u heard that its a lie stop looking at me!!!! for everytime u look at me i shall kill you!!!!!A message for Christine Taylor: If Ben, the Zoolander ever throws a dodgeball at your face at home or falls in a horrible runway accident or goes after another girl like a mary or something, you are totally welcome to stay over with me. It'll be a good time!!!! :P get out of my dreams, and into my car. - wth does that mean? i dont dream abotu girls.....or guys....i dream abotu being a super hero and then saving people...but they have no gender...they arent transgender they just have nuthun...they are like the smurfs...they r asexual...i mean smurfette wasnt created to do all the other smurfs...ooo no...shes evil...she took over smurftown by holding out on them...but then all the smurs realized that they didnt need her because thats wut sluts in real life are for...and so all the smurfs lived happily ever after and smurfette had to make money by dancing in a strip club for overweight and greasy jabba the hutt and friends...and she had that chain thing that that chick in star wars had...but smurfettes bro didnt come to save her...he was too busy with that slut _____...we dont name names here...its a fill in the blank...please respond by leaving the name of ur personal slut and the story ends with them getting an std and dying but exploding from too much intake of........water...yes water thats right. For other mad libs such as the story such as this one of smurfette and the sluts please write to....whoever u want. thank you and please dont drive and drive.Bart: and her hair smells like red fruit loops... Lisa: well, i eat fruit loops for breakfast! * * * * * * * * * MY KIDS!!!! brooke lynn vanessa fiorenza nicolette bridges Bartholomew Adriano Nickolas Bridges[Bart A.N. (he's dumb)] (Giorgiano Orlando Lorenzo Dante [G.O.L.D.] and Gaetano Andreas Timothy Ermanno [G.A.T.E.] Bridges [the twins]) * * * * * * * * *

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