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CAP'N SASSYPANTS

heatherisbizarre

About Me

I'm Heather.
Sometimes I'm sassy, sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I write in rhyme, but never do I eat lunch meat.
I probably dance too much for a girl with no rhythm.
I believe myself to be a face-making extraordinaire.
I believe in people.
I believe everyone has a good heart and the ability to achieve greatness within them; it's just a matter of whether or not they want to tap into it.
I prefer people with opinions that oppose mine to those without an opinion.
Obscure jokes are my favorite but few rarely get them or are able to return them.
I'm easy to please, but hard to impress.
And with the exception of black tar heroine and naked wrestling with a sabertooth tiger, I believe in trying everything once.

My Interests

The moon. Roadtrips. New York City. Skeleton keys. Sugar-free Red Bull. Reading. Insight. Understanding. Taking action. Creating awkward situations for complete strangers. Asking odd questions.

"Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?"

-Howard Hughes

I'd like to meet:

Those who live in color. The Passionate. ANYBODY with my sense of humor. And Steve Buscemi.

Music:

The Knife, This is Hell, Family Force 5, Rilo Kiley, Coheed and Cambria, Head Automatica, Against Me!, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Something Corporate, Death Cab for Cutie, Nellie McKay, Say Anything, Journey, Ani Difranco, Straylight Run, Pat Benatar, Khonnor, Cursive, Damien Rice, Saves the Day, Sarah McLachlan, Sarah Brightman, Jimmy Eat World, Tori Amos, Sigur Ros, Kenna, The Supremes, Brand New, The Format, Billy Joel, Rent, Fiona Apple, Mars Volta, Shivaree, Alkaline Trio, Tegan and Sara, Kanye West, Imogen Heap, Page France, Colour Revolt, Holly Brook ect.

Movies:

The Boondock Saints
She's The Man
The Big Lebowski
Alice in Wonderland
Sleeping Beauty
Candleshoe
Darby O'Gill and the Little People
Harry Potter
The Sandlot
The Legend of Billie Jean
An Affair to Remember
Rent

Television:

Flight of the Conchords
Even Stevens (RIP)
Freaks and Geeks (RIP)
Life As We Know It (RIP)

Books:

If You're Afraid of the Dark Remember the Night Rainbow
Lamb
Catcher in the Rye
Harry Potter Series
Pride and Prejudice
Shes Come Undone
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
All Shel Silverstein

Heroes:

My Grandmother who dislikes President Bush almost as much as she dislikes Kelly Ripa

Princess Diana

Mata Hari:
International Spy and
Exotic Dancer

Kathy Griffin

My Blog

A rosebud crossbred with a car wreck.

Taking pictures is easier than trying to remember   A little hobby on a thing called YouTube...
Posted by CAP'N SASSYPANTS on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

The Basics (Everything to know)

Careers I plan on pursuing/dominating: 1. Founder of a charity and rehabilitation program for young rape victims of South Africa. 2. Foster Parent 3. Yoga Instructor 4. Creepy old cat lady....
Posted by CAP'N SASSYPANTS on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:30:00 PST

My Cat is Famous

Famous Dinah
Posted by CAP'N SASSYPANTS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST