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Christopher

The fool looked in the mirror and saw the reflection of a fool. So at once he grabbed the mirror and

About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

out wivout a mouf, the groke, Dixon Bainbridge...no actual real people then..

Music:

Broken Social Scene, Barbu, Arcade Fire, Mclusky, At The Drive-In, Erol Alkan, Soulwax, Secret Machines, Seafood, QOTSA, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Pixies, Superhands, The Kinks, Yo la tengo, Smashing Pumpkins, The The, ABC, Most Serene Republic, Fields, Dresden Dolls, The Doors, The Breeders, Sergeant Penguin, Tom Vek, Daso, Justice, Jeffrey Lewis, Siriusmo, Deus, Metric, Fujiya & Miyagi, Mark Lanegan, Nirvana, The Smiths, King Crimson, Caravan, Cortney Tidwell, Pavement, Sonic Youth, Boards of Canada, Kings of Convenience, Chikinki, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Rival Schools, Tapes 'n Tapes, Vitalic, Future of the Left, Gallows, Cut Copy, Galliano, Millionaire, Quiet Village Project, LCD Soundsystem, Spirit Catcher, Howling Bells, Sons & Daughters...

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Amelie, City of God, Battle Royale, My Summer of Love, Spirited Away, Nuts In May...

Television:

Deadwood, The Shield, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, The Sopranos, Neighbours, The Moomins...

Books:

David Mitchell, Iris Murdoch, David Nobbs, The Guide to Experimental Travel, Shadow of the Wind, Life of Pi, Under the Skin, Charlie Brooker's column in the Guardian guide (that's not a book- you fool!)

Heroes:

Kim Deal, Gianfranco Zola, Al Swearengen, Howard Moon, Ronaldo...

My Blog

I'm leaving The Archers to join the O.C

  I'm tired of the country,Farm life's not for me,Where's the comfort for a man,Whose cow has T.B?Villagers will gossip,About some infidelity,I can have all this- And some sunwith a part in the O...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

Oh yay! Oh yay!

Oh yay! Oh yay! Make your way from the comfort of your houses for an all too predictable tirade against football punditry- but alas, the tip of my quill can remain dry no longer in the face of an outb...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

Regret

You won't have to go far on myspace, or indeed in the physical world (oh yes, i remember!) to find someone sporting the philopsophy of 'no regrets'. Superficially this seems to suggest a person w...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

Untitled #1

  -You could ride a horse in those boots. This pause, didn't happen -That's why I wear them. -When do you ride? -No. Just because I could. It's when I talk like this. -What is? -It is when I tal...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

The art of being a neighbour (part I)

Nosiness is the lifeblood of a neighbour - and when I say neighbour I don't just mean someone who lives next door. To be a true neighbour there are a number of qualities that must be developed and nur...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST

Lullaby

When the summer sun is low and the leaves accompany the wind and the birds in a song that has no refrain, and the lake appears still despite the fish and the butterflies, when the anglers have all gon...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

Regarding Phil and other matters...

Phil was a chap who'd fallen out with his 'ip',and from time to time his friends would quip,that he looked like a pop star,Hawkins or Borrell,wouldn't it be fun to see those two in a quarrel?beating e...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:20:00 PST

An ode to...Deena

Deena, Deena, works in a boot shop,when she tells people they think she's said 'book shop',they ask her questions about poetry and literature,she says, 'I don't know about that but i've got some boots...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST

The death of the minute's silence

  As I settled myself on the sofa to take in the Wigan v Arsenal game on Wednesday night I was met by the sight of the players from both teams standing around the centre circle, their arms aroun...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:05:00 PST

Electro...

Electro.........Disco!
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST