Maryland

Owing to the use of eventful passages in classic literature and the last song played by the house band on a boat that sank in 1912, Maryland don't have much of anything except a pretty name after a make of cookies and a handful of mediocre songs that may mean nothing to anyone but the son of a teacher, who was originally killing time between meals. University found him in recording studios and rehearsal rooms for the material to be bootlegged once the songwriter had died prematurely after a calamity or broken heart.