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Basics:
Name: James
Date of Birth: The Ides of March
Birthplace: Philly
Current Location: Jacksonville, FL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 1" (and one half)
Heritage: 50% Italian, 50% Eurotrash
Piercings: Not since the last time I checked
Tattoos: see above
Favorite:
Band/Singer: The Offspring
Song: Impossible to say
Movie: Probably "After the Sunset"
Disney Movie: Aladdin
TV show: Seinfeld
Color: Silver
Food: Ribs from Tony Roma's
Pizza topping: Black olives
Ice-Cream Flavor: Amaretto
Drink (alcoholic): Soco and coke
Soda: Cream soda
Store: Toys R Us!
Clothing Brand: Banana Republic
Shoe Brand: Sketchers
Season: Fall
Month: March
Holiday/Festival: Beerfest!
Flower: Sorry, not a big flower guy
Make-Up Item: Does cologne count?
Board game: Monopoly - I welcome all challangers!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Vegtables
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Coffee
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Pay off my credit cards
Most missed memory: Italy trip - it was so much fun!
Best physical feature: My massive guns - watch out, they'll get ya!
First thought waking up: I really hate the sound of alarm clocks, so I wake up with murder on my mind
Hypothetical personality disorder: Neat freak
Preferred type of plastic surgery: The kind that doesn't go horribly wrong and end up making you look like the Joker
Sesame street alter ego: Snuffaluffagus!
Fairytale alter ego: I honestly can't think of one
Most stupid remark: I can't repeat that here...
Worst crime: Stealing cars from old people
Greatest ambition: Winning the lottery
Greatest fear: High bridges
Darkest secret: It's too dark to go into detail
Favorite subject: History
Strangest received gift: Bathtub pigs from Kelly...and I'm not joking
Worst habit: Biting my nails...it's harder to quit than smoking!!
Do You:
Smoke: nope
Drink: yup
Curse: Hell yes.
Shower daily: I try to
Like thunderstorms: Love 'em!
Dance in the rain: If the mood strikes
Sing: Only when I know I'm alone
Play an instrument: I'm not that talented
Get along with your parents: Actually yeah
Wish on stars: Not since I was eight and a half
Believe in fate: I think the bigger question is: "Does fate believe in me?"
Believe in love at first sight: I do not
Can You:
Drive: I am proud to say that I can
Sew: No, but my Mom does, so there.
Cook: I love to cook
Speak another language: Some Italian
Dance: Very badly, but I have a desire to take lessons, so that's something, righ?
Sing: Definitely not.
Touch your nose with your tongue: I'm almost there...
Whistle: Not all the time, just when I'm lucky
Curl your tongue: No, that's gross
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: It's been known to happen
Been Stoned/High: Maybe some pot brownies from a simple Dutch bakery someday, but for now, no
Eaten Sushi: Unfortunately
Been in Love: Yes I have, but only once
Skipped school: Hasn't everyone?
Made prank calls: Oh yeah
Sent someone a love letter: Lots of times
Stolen something: I used to work at the BK Lounge, so I've stolen an entire menu of things
Cried yourself to sleep: Happy to say I have not
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? If I see the same flaws in them that I see in me
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? Sadly it's around 12:30, but on the weekends I don't go to sleep
Name three things you can't live without: Family, friends, Benji!
What is the color of your room? White, with some posters thrown in for color
Do you have any siblings? A brother and twin sisters
Do you have any pets? Just the cutest dog who ever lived!
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill someone I hate for free!
What is you middle name? Nice try!
What are you nicknames? Let's see: J-Sto, The Machine, Juggs, Cesar, the list goes on...
Are you for or against gay marriage? Against, I really don't see the point
What are your thoughts ..ion? Against that too
Do you have a crush on anyone? I do
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Saving the world
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I stop counting after I reach a baker's dozen
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Of course, although I would have to be superman in order to be faster than a speeding bullet and catch up to it in time before it hits the one I love...man, I shoulda just said "yeah."
What is the last law you’ve broken? Indecent exposure
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
Height As always, I like a girl who comes up to my nipples
Weight Now this is a trick question!
Most important physical feature: I like a girl with a pretty face
Biggest turn-off Someone who's a terrible conversationalist
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My Interests

Paint-by-numbers, Jenga, stepping on leafs that will crunch, Messin' with Sasquatch commercials, Alcohol, Hockey, Movies, Food, Playing my music louder than needed (usually just to piss of the neighbors), Hedgehogs, and, cold weather.

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba - trite but true.

Music:

The Offspring, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Spineshank, Ill Nino, Breaking Benjamin, Dope, Adema, Finger Eleven, Rabbits With Glasses, Thousand Foot Krutch, AFI, Taproot, Pillar, Papa Roach, Nappy Roots, Seether, Orgy, Korn, Mudvayne, PM5K, Rob Zombie, Sinch Three Days Grace, Skold, Egypt Central...and the man himself: Kevin Federline!

Movies:

Waiting, Poolhall Junkies, Old School, Van Wilder, Zoolander, Team America, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Jurassic Park, Spider-Man 1 and 3, The Game, Fantastic Four, Eurotrip, After the Sunset, Bedazzled, Constantine, Dodgeball, Daredevil, Clerks 1 and 2, Mallrats, Shaun Of The Dead, Go, Sin City, A Night At The Roxbury, Snatch, The Big Hit, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Enemy Of The State, Signs, Beerfest, The Whole Nine Yards, Employee Of The Month, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Bad News Bears, Grandma's Boy, Thank You For Smoking, Talladega Nights, 300, and, Blades of Glory.

Television:

Seinfeld, Titus, Lost, Smallville, The Simpsons, Heroes, Surface, Sports Night, Family Guy, Tilt, Reaper, The Boondocks, and Rules of Engagement

Books:

Sphere, along with pretty much anything else Michael Crichton has written. I also really liked that children's book that Madonna wrote.

Heroes:

Captain America (Rest in Peace)