What type of kisser are you?
Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will make a good partner.
Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
French? Wee, wee.
Do you have tattoos/piercings?
Yep; collectively, I have 3 tattoos and 12 piercings.
Can you find them all?
Who do you envy and why?
If anyone, I would have to say... Brad Pitt.
Because he gets to sleep with Angie!!
Where will you go on your next vacation?
Colorado to spend time with friends and family for Christmas!!
Quote a song lyric?
When I'm around you, I'm predictable.
Cuz I believe in loving you at first sight.
I know it's crazy but I'm hoping to
To Take a HOLD of You...
What do you dream about most often?
...Sex and Candy...
Or being kidnapped by someone I know well.
If you could be an animal, what would you be?
A tiger… The only pussycat that likes water.
Explain one of your scars?
As an adolescent, I was playing "spy" in the dark,
and one of my legs fell into a hole, where a rock sliced my knee open.
What is your favorite smell?
The smell of the man I love, still lingering,
on my body after a session in the sack.
What is your favorite sight?
My daughter smiling at the thought of something special to her.
Have you ever gone to therapy?
Physical Therapy? Yes. Mental Therapy/Counselor? Yes.
Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
Yes. As an adolescent and it was complete torture!!
Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Many times.
Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
Yes, and in fact dated a few of them.
Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Yes, and it’s not all it’s cracked up to be
when sand gets in places it shouldn’t.
Have you ever had a stalker?
Currently two that I know of...
How many times have you visited my page?
Maybe there's more!
Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Many times.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Too many times to list. Probably more than I'll ever know.
Have you ever been out of the US?
Only if Puerto Penasco, MX counts.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A Toys-R-us kid!
Have you ever gotten so wasted you can’t remember the night before?
Yep, and there's apparently pics floating around to refresh my memory.
Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
Ummm…yeah.
Kissed more than one person at a time?
Yes, a couple of times.
A friend is a person who knows all about you,
but likes you anyway...
Cool Slideshows
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the BAD girls never have the time.
~Tallulah Bankhead~
If a man doesn't look at me when I walk into a room, he's gay.
~Kathleen Turner~
Love is not the dying
moan of a distant violin -
it's the triumphant
twang of a begspring.
~S.J. Perelman~
Lovemaking is like the sunset:
every day the sun goes down, but every sunset is different.
~Lonnie Barbach, Ph.D.~
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
~Douglas Yates~
The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.
~Barbara Cartland~
Love and intimacy can grow stale when taken for granted. Even the best gourmet dinner can get boring if it's served night after night.
Life aint always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.
Gary Allen
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
Everyone from time to time needs a little boost.
If you see a turtle on a fence post, remember he had some help getting there.
Go for it! Take a chance.
There are times you must trust that silent voice inside you.
Just remember that the experts don't always have the right answers.
According to the laws of aerodynamics, the bumble bee cannot fly.
I guess no one bothered to tell the bee.
The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enimies, caution lights called Family.
You will have flats called Jobs.
But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success!
Love Potion #9:
In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil, and moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils:
ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang.
Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire
“Amorous Optimist”
I'm confident enough to realize that men don’t have to dazzle me constantly with lovey-dovey overtures to prove their devotion. Some girl’s fall for guys because they shower them with flowers and jewelry then found out later that the men won’t hang around to deal with the difficult stuff. I'm able to remind myself, “Okay, he forgot to give me an anniversary card, but when my father was sick, he drove me back and forth to the hospital.”
I see romance as a two-way street. Instead of always waiting for a guy to treat me like a princess, I’ll do something nice for him that brings both of us satisfaction. That tender trade-off is what keeps my relationships humming.
I am between being a romantic and a realist.
I know where to draw the line between emotions and good judgement and I can also be romantic enough when needed. My head may be in the clouds at times, but my feet are firmly on the ground.
BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS...
"Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 14393 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold BUD LIGHT, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."
SWEET KISSES
~Kiss on the hand~
I adore you.
~Kiss on the cheek~
I just want to be friends.
~Kiss on the chin~
I think you're cute!
~Kiss on the neck~
I want you.
~Kiss on the lips~
I love you.
~Kiss on the ears~
Let's have some fun.
~Kiss anywhere else~
You're the best.
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
There are so many words I cannot say,
when I look into your eyes.
I want to be able to tell you one day,
but I'm left speechless every time that I try.
You must have stumbled across the key,
and discovered so much more.
You found a hidden place in me,
you found my heart and opened the door.
And I cried in pain
of losing my dear friend.
Will it ever be the same again?
If it passes will it be the end?
I realized it was worth so much,
as I lie in bed that night.
So I allowed my soul to be touched,
without even putting up a fight.
Are my eyes deceiving me,
when I see you standing there?
Are you playing games,
just to prove I care?
In the beginning we were such good friends, But why did we let our feelings make it complicated and tense?
But then I got caught in the trap that love set for me And I was no longer free Cause you were the only person that I could see!
You said that we were meant to be But yet you were not free! You said that everything has got it's place and time And that you would one day be mine
How can I now believe all the promises that you made when it seems as if your love for me has began to fade!
Friends is what we decided on But who am I trying to con? Sometimes I am hurting like hell But no one in this whole world can tell!
Wanna write me a love letter...
If you can express what you really need and want without fear and shame, your desires are often met with surprising quickness.
All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
Here are 38 words that may assist you with forming the content of your letter:
Alluring, Kisses, Embracing, Voyage, Blossoms, Stars, Angel, Lover, Elation, Sensuality, Heart, Giving, Darling, Rose, Absence, Seeing, Tasting, Touching, Holding, Caressing, Memories, Content, Lascivious, Beautiful, Gorgeous Vision, Privileged, Adoring, Velvet, Rainbow, Happy, Passion, Innocent, Dreaming, Delirious, Temptation, Complete, Desire.
Some examples to follow:
If only wishes and dreams could come true....
But then I do have you, my friend here to at least ease the agony till the time comes for destiny to bring us together at last.
Dreams are my company till that day my sweet
**Thadeus**
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Chell,
I thought more people should know this about you:
...I want to get to know you, hang out have a beer and be friends. Why you might ask:
Because first of all
your very beautiful, and you ring my sexy bell like I have not seen in a very long time.
Second
is that talking to you, and doing that interview with you, I felt that your a pretty deep person, with a lot to offer, your wild, but have morals, and bourdries to your life.
And finally,
you have a family inportance that shows your genuine not at all false, and your true. People can be anything they want in life, on the outside, but your integredy is what your really judged on, and I felt yours was very high. Your the kind of person, anybody would want as a friend, and you probally have found that many people stop at the fact the you look great, and because they are not looking for more they never see it, and there for you feel your not living or being loved for your value.
**LAR**
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I love your wisdom...very sexy!!!!
Since were friends... I thought I'd pray this prayer 4 u.
Hope you enjoy it gorgeous!!!!
I said a prayer for you today,
Knowing God must have heard.
I felt the answer in my heart,
Although He spoke no word.
I didn't ask for wealth or fame,
I knew that you wouldn't mind.
I asked Him to send you treasures,
Of a far more lasting kind.
I asked that He'd be near you,
At the start of each new day.
To grant you health and blessings,
And friends to share your way.
I asked Him to bring you happiness,
In all things great and small.
But it was for His loving care,
That I prayed for most of all.
**Viking**
M.I.L.F. = Hot lookin mom that is desired by all men and envied by all hater hoes. She is in a class of her own.