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Pat B

A man whose circumstances went beyond his control

About Me

Motherfuckers.......quick to kiss.......talking shit don't fuck with this!www.lp.org, kymba.org and www.tm.org.................................................. ....

My Interests

Gymkata, Fred, Ellie, and Lamont(furry quadrapeds of a feline nature), The Devastator, Cooking/Grilling/BBQ, killing local egos, absurdity, reading, non-theistic religions, talk radio, MOUNTAIN BIKING (bikage), running, people watching, brooding, cursing, UL BASKETBALL!

I'd like to meet:

Ted LeVine,the kid who played Sam from Diff'rent Strokes, Mindy Cohn, Will Olliges, the generic Duke Boys, Chris Gaines, and that kid Rusty with the thing in his hair

Music:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket(funniest movie ever), Happiness, Radio Days, Silence of the Lambs, Amadeus, Excalibur, Quills, Charlie Kaufman movies,M,

Television:

Food Network, NCAA Men's Basketball, Seinfeld, Twilight Zone, Mr. Show, Nip Tuck,

Books:

How to Grill - Steven Raichlen, Under the Roofs of Paris, American Psycho, The Wall, The Most Beautiful Girl in Town , A Happy Death, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People( I read the sh*t out of it!), Miss America, Confederacy of Dunces CURRENTLY: Zen and the Japanese Culture, Book of the 5 Rings. (I'm a ADD reader)

Heroes:

Ben Franklin, Lenny Bruce, Henry Miller,Bill Hicks, Larry David, Charles Bukowski, Robbie Henshaw Jr. Ben Drinkin

My Blog

Mr. Panic Button tunes

Get them here: myspace.com/mrpanicbutton
Posted by Pat B on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:39:00 PST

The Ho Chi Friggin Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ho Chi Men (Are): In Country http://www.angelfire.com/band2/hochimen/ ...
Posted by Pat B on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:10:00 PST

My Music/Biking Blog

I'd rather not talk about that stuff here because you can't handle it. It is www.bikerboombox.blogspot.com. Just getting off the ground so be patient. If someone can show me how to post music, I'd app...
Posted by Pat B on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

I'm Glad Bill Hicks Is Dead

I'm glad Bill Hicks because of the following reasons:(Feel free to add your own)1. George W. Bush (The elephant lives)2. Operation Iraqi Freedom3. Basic Instinct II4. George Michael, Barry M...
Posted by Pat B on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:32:00 PST

When I Die, Do Not Tribute Me In The Following Ways

1. Do not create and wear an airbrush t-shirt that has anything to do with me. 2. No Colored ribbons or wristbands (see below post) 3. No crosses at the side of the road. 4. No charity with my name. 5...
Posted by Pat B on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:43:00 PST

I Hate the Colored Wristbands

I thought that I hated the colored ribbons for every stupid charity on the planet. Now there are dumb ass colored wristbands with inspirational sayings. It's like having Cliff's notes of a m...
Posted by Pat B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dead!

It's the hard truth but, all my friends from ten years ago are dead in some way or another. One half of my friends have gone through some type of rehab and the other have gotten married....same thing ...
Posted by Pat B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bums

I noticed that the freeway bums have made their way to the Brownsboro exit. (the most $$ exit). These guys are racist! Why are they always on the predominantly "white" part of town bumming change and ...
Posted by Pat B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hilarity Hijacker

There is this person that I associate with that takes the funny idea/line that I say and runs with it and makes it own. He kills the humor and consistantly takes credit for the now unfunny humor that ...
Posted by Pat B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Newest Dumb Idea!

Books with pages made out of toilet paper for use on the can (of coarse).
Posted by Pat B on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST