go ahead and make all the "doublemint" jokes... |
jess and i are having twins!!you'd think that we'd be freaking out right about now, but for some strange reason we're both pretty excited. i guess the fact that theres two makes it seem so outlandish ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:42:00 GMT |
what does it mean to "give your life to Jesus Christ?" |
what does it mean to "give your life to Jesus Christ?""then Jesus said to his disciples, 'if anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross and follow me. for whoever wants to ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:19:00 GMT |
i’m engaged!! |
what a wonderful feeling! the trap was set and ready to spring, and i nabbed the greatest girl on the planet!robin and jeremy are saints for helping me set it all up and corral jess so it would work. ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:35:00 GMT |
scientology is a load of worthless crap |
before i got into my giant rant about scientology, i have to state that i'm a Christian and put my faith in Jesus. therefore, my opinions about scientology might be biased in places, but i'll try to s...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:06:00 GMT |
did you know that... |
if you eat only yogurt for a whole month after cleaning out your system, you won't poop!somebody please try this and let me know if it wrecks you or not...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:52:00 GMT |
i could be african american |
man, i know that this is right after my will smith rant but i swear i'm not a racist.i just have to address the politically correct phrase "african american."first of all, it's assuming WAY too many t...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:12:00 GMT |
they're going to ruin my precious roberto! |
I AM LEGEND. sounds like a hard-ass title, right? thats cause it IS. but only in the sense that the person in reference via the "I" is a quasi-psychologically deranged last-man-on-earth-except-vampire...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:27:00 GMT |
i'm one step away from a motorcycle... |
i'm riding a bike everywhere i go now. it kinda limits my radius of influence, but i feel better. i havent even touched a bike since i was like...eleven, so it was a bit of a flashback when i got back...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:47:00 GMT |
i ate a damn baby octopus |
no joke.i seriously, and meticulously devoured a baby octopus, tentacles and all. jess had a bet with me at this asian buffet that she'd buy my dinner if i could stomach this grotesque topper-offer of...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:04:00 GMT |
faaaaking chitt |
someone must have a voodoo curse on my ass because i can't seem to get an honest break.
not that i'm saying my life is total shit. i could have it so much worse...
but it seriously seems like s...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 17:23:00 GMT |
