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About Me

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be....please direct all questions to my secretary at 1-800-FUCK-OFF...Thank you have a nice day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lots of people...to bad most of them died before my time.

My Blog

LIFE SUCKS

Before you read this I want EVERYONE to know this is not about anyone this isn't my way of calling someone out or giving anyone a "guilt trip" this is just me and my fucked up depressed life. Thats it...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:57:00 GMT

The Smokers Room

So i have to tell you about the conversation the smokers had at work. it started out talking about how SC is doing away with common law marriage theMac:Fuck it I’ll stay with my baby momma...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Off to Canada I go.

Fuck the government and fuck George Bush. I want you to think about what the government has to worry about. Our shitty schools, our energy crisis, our national debt (which is in the trillions), Socia...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Just thoguht you should know

so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic" this is what one kid wrote: First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they m...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:32:00 GMT

so...

yea blogs are like when 2 people that dont really like each other get drunk have sex and pass outwake up in the morning they dont really know what to say do they pay the other one do they say fuck you...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 22:39:00 GMT

Wii

So yea I now have a Wii and its fuck nerdgasmic. Oh yea to the Sony fan boy the Wii is more bad ass than the PS3. Not only that but sony fucked you guys they only releasted 150,000 instead of the 400,...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:34:00 GMT

so many Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 22:10:00 GMT

Read this

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:33:00 GMT

nothing

im just sitting here listening to some music cause musics my life.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:43:00 GMT