If I don't already know you in real life, don't try and add me without sending a message expressing your interest. Even a simple "We have similar interests, you seem cool" will do. I won't add anyone just so you can increase the number on your friends list. If you send a friend request without a message, I'll know that you didn't read my profile and therefore most certainly won't be added.
I am Beth, you are not. It's as simple as that.
I'm a writer. Take that as you will.
My creepiness factor is pretty high. As in I make casual, albeit intense, comments about stalking celebrities, or stabbing them in the stomach for not adding me on myspace in a sufficient amount of time (NO NAMES MENTIONED), or putting shock collars on them after I've murdered their wives and have imprisoned them in my house... But that's just my nature. A friend and I have an ongoing joke about breaking David Bowie's legs and keeping him wheelchair-bound so he can't escape us. If you find this a little too weird to be funny, close the window now.
I'm what the "cool kids" like to call "sXe," or something. "Straightedge." This means I do not do nor do I encourage the use of drugs. I am, however, an avid drinker, and smoke maybe 10 cigarettes a year. Maybe. Why is this the exception? Because I make the rules in my life, okay? Interestingly enough, many of my favorite musicians were addicts. What this has taught me is that although they created amazing sounds, some of which were inspired by drugs, that I'll just have to expand my imagination tenfold until I can produce the same genius with a clean mind. This message has been brought to you by D.A.R.E.
I'm in the process of kidnapping Brandon Flowers. If you care to aide me in this quest, please contact me.
