Jocko Danger

I am disappointed to have but one lifetime to exist, and one body to inhabit. There is so much to experience in life, and most of us only scratch at its surface, like little old ladies playing instant lotto. I believe in working hard, but playing harder. I like to go out and get fired up. If you come home with no good stories, you shouldn't have gone out at all. Boundaries, like rules, are only for people uncreative enough to circumvent them. In my opinion, shock value is a high art form, and the freedom to dive in bushes should be a Constitutional right. I am a Scorpio, and a realistic optimist. And, if it was a paying job, I would be the little devil on your left shoulder telling you all the bad stuff you ought to be doing.