The only real MOB on Myspace… we’re kinda like the mafia… we go around and hit people with ridiculous comments and requests in order to convert them to the Garducci Family!!!
Once converted, there are some responsibilities:If you make captain, you must change your last name to Garducci!
All members must do what the boss tells ya… or you get whacked!!!!
The family comes before everything else on Myspace… even your boyfriend/girlfriend…
If anyone insults the family in any way, they will be tormented by the Garducci Family!!!
So what are the benefits of being in the Garducci family?
Protection from internet predators… like pedophiles, people that won’t quit bugging you for denying their friend requests, or people that are a danger to anyone in the family!
Fun, as we manipulate other members at will and force them to play our dirty little games…
Someone you don’t like? We’ll make them wish they had never joined Myspace!!
Having relationship problems? Trust us, we’ll fix that!!
Someone owe you money on Myspace? The boss has got your back!!
Anything you need, the family will do it’s best to provide!
Plus, the affirmation that you are one of the most badass people that ever lived!!!!
As long as you do your part, everyone wins!! Everyone except for our enemies, that is…The Garducci Family is just like any other mob…AND The members of the Garducci family MUST and we repeat MUST organize themselves with their state captains! Then, and only then, will we begin to get down to business!!!
