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Uncle Saiful

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About Me


  • Neurotic at : www.azfar.name.my
  • My Photography : www.azfar.name.my/gallery.php
  • MySpace Profile : myspace.azfar.name.my
  • Friendster Profile : friendster.azfar.name.my
  • My Wap Site : wap.azfar.name.my


  • My Video of the day:
    (i'm too lazy to embed the video here. so, please visit the link below)

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxNKLPI-JE
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_PrcqKynQ

    My Interests

    Blogging
    Travelling
    Photography
    Golfing
    Badminton
    Movies
    Computer Games
    Sleeping
    Eating
    Counterfeiting
    Bootlegging
    Perverting
    Watching stars in the sky...

    I'd like to meet:

    Michelle Branch
    David Letterman

    Music:

    Nu Metal
    Dangdut Core
    Half Universal

    Movies:

    Ronin
    Skulls
    Scarface
    Memento
    Pulp Fiction
    Cruel Intentions
    The Matrix Trilogy
    American History X
    The Godfather Trilogy
    Shawshank Redemption
    Back to The Future Trilogy
    Dari Jemapoh ke Manchestee
    The Lord of The Rings Trilogy

    Television:

    Ed
    Scrubs
    Seinfeld
    Futurama
    Smallville
    South Park
    That 70's Show
    Arrested Development
    Spongebob Squarepants

    Books:

    FHM
    Shin Chan
    Doraemon
    Tom Clancy
    Stephen King
    John Grisham
    Sidney Sheldon

    Heroes:

    My Dad
    Superman

    My Blog

    Resepi : Kuih Seri Muka

    Kuih Seri MukaBahan-bahan275 gm pulut (direndam sekurang-kurangnya 6 jam)195 ml pati santan (untuk kastard)setengah sudu garamsehelai daun pandan3 biji telur170 gm gula pasir1 sudu air daun pandan195 ...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:23:00 PST

    Istilah Komputer

    Acronym:PCMCIA : People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN : It Still Does NothingAPPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI : System Can't See ItDOS : Defunct Operating SystemBASI...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

    Being in PRISON vs being at WORK

    IN PRISONyou spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.AT WORKyou spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.IN PRISONyou get three meals a day (free).AT WORKyou only get a break for one meal and ...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

    Sepuluh Sebab Cuci Motor Adalah Lebih Baik Dari Berkhalwat

    Sepuluh Sebab Cuci Motor Adalah Lebih Baik Dari Berkhalwat 1. Cuci motor boleh dilakukan depan kawan-kawan tanpa merasa malu dan bersalah. 2. Masa sedang asyik menggosok dada motor tak perlu tengok-te...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:21:00 PST

    Kenali Wanita Anda

    KENALI WANITA ANDA ------------------------- WANITA TANAH Wanita tanah dilahirkan di bawah zodiak Taurus (21 April > 20 Mei), Virgo(24 Ogos > 23 September) dan Capricon (22 Disember > 20 Januari)...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Kalau Perempuan Tanya

    Kalau perempuan tanya... Kalau perempuan tanya: Lawa ke budak pompuan tu? Makna tersembunyi: Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke, budak pompuan tu? Kalau perempuan tanya: You dah makan ke belum? Ma...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    malaysia muhibbah

    it would be fair to say that when our politicians speak about the need for national unity and loyalty to the fatherland, they are including our duty to tap our own lucious source of beautiful women. b...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    FAQ Kentut

    KENTUT. MORNING THUNDER-SILENT BUT DEADLY! Analisis kimia ttg kentut. Jangan cuma tahu baunya saja, but harus tahu juga proses ilmiahnya. 1. Dari mana asal kentut? Dari gas dalam usus. Gas dala...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    isteri seorang programmer

    Description: Sebelum anda memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer" anda perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum anda menyesal dikemudian hari. Ini adalah contoh daripada seoran...
    Posted by Uncle Saiful on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST