Jesus ~ The Right Hand of Justice

I'm your typical savior, with the typical likes and dislikes. I love Christians, Bunnies, Oberservational Humorists (i.e. David Cross - with the exception of his last name), chillin with my best friend - The Holy Ghost (dude, remember that one time you almost passed out while doing a keg stand?!?! LoL) , and saving the human race - one soul at a time. Things I don't like: Jews (not all, just those who killed me), Hot Pockets (they're just gross), Homosexuals (they make great shopping friends, but in the end they're goin to hell), and Wrestling (it's soooooo fake!!)My Fav. Holiday: Christmas :P my b-day! (2007 yrs old this December bitchez!!Least Fav. Holiday: Easter :( I died...