okapi and other elk |
You know what pisses me off about online dictionaries? This fucking bullshit about how you can't look up certian words. It pisses me off like no other! Why the fuck not? I thin...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:14:00 GMT |
quango (n) a public advisory and administrative organization |
I think people need to use more Q words.Here are some starter sentances:Queen Victoria used to quench her queen ollive quest by having them baked into a quiche, served along side qu...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 22:56:00 GMT |
are you happy chuck? |
i had the same profile for three years. certian persons, however, had found it too sexual. So, to approbate my personality in our judeo-christian society i have tamed m...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:15:00 GMT |
Does any one really read these things? |
Today is my birthday.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
expository writing can suck my twa twa |
Hey Brian--
Due to extenuating circumstances I am turning in my essay with the other class. However a drastic situation has arrisen (I am convinced that the world is against me and any attempt I may...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
How was your Saturday night? |
The human condition.
This is when I start to wonder am I doing enough.
Last night. Jewel and I went to watch Ben, Eric, John, and Jamie. Flirt with Geoff. See Matt. Jewel over reacts when a ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
you know what i'm talking about |
I keep shaking. The willies creep up and a coldness runs through to my scalp. I cant tell if it is something Im enjoying or dreading. It comes when I think too much or when I burry my head in my ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
how to have an eighth |
They say just show up and that's how it's done, but all I want to do is stick my finger in my pussy and have it work.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
What's your favorite four letter phrase? |
Just to clear up a few misunderstandings: no, I do not have a third nipple and my belly button is an outtie. Nor do I own a strap on (not saying I'm oppoused to using yours), but if your penis is sti...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
