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Patrick

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About Me

Younger but older suave guitar toting rambling laughing beer swilling fast driving married man, who is given to bouts of fitful depression.

My Interests

reading text books and trying with friction to undertake ficton.

I'd like to meet:

Frankenstein, Heckle or Jeckle, Andy Kaufman, George Jefferson, Buck Owens, a young June Carter, Nancy Reagan, Lauren Bacall, Hitler, W.C. Churchill, Laurel and Hardy, or my Grandfather Williams

Music:

old time country, eighties rock, flatop guitar bluegrass, any female country singer that can carry a tune with a non-abrasive voice and play their own instruments...dolly,emmy-lou,gillian, The Carter family minus johnny butting in with the baritone.

Movies:

Bruce Cambell/Sam Sami/Molly Ringwall/Superman trilogy (christopher reeves)/ Clint Eastwood spagetti/ Tuuuuccccooooooo/ wierd Science/George Romero/ Star Wars w/o Ewoks, Jar-jar, and Digital Effects

Television:

the jeffersons, gilligans isle, brady hunch bunch, Some cartoon with a Master Shake and a Meat Wad and a box of Golden Fries---he can shoot lasers from his eyes!!!!!

Books:

The Elementry Forms of the Religious Life; Durkheim. Chemistry for Dummies, Amphibian Biology, Fungus Fundus.

Heroes:

Tom Cruise, My elder frog, my wife, my son, the doctor who recommended a three month vacation in muri....you know, for nerves