bros before hoes
This is my cat Soco, the pimpest fucking cat in the world. This is a pic of him around 2 months old right after I got him from the spca. Anyways, Soco is the shit couse he is the weirdest and most hilarious cat, and he's impossible to not love!
As you know I'm Jim Berns. I like taking showers at night, I'm not a morning showerer persay. I like double stuffed Oreo's in a chocolate milkshake...seriously try it one day. I also love cars, but don't have one couse I made the mistake of changing everything to be with a girl, and I just get fucked in the end. So basically, watch who you open up to, couse it sucks when that person takes advantage of you. But you fucking live and learn, and i don't give a fuck. I'm turning mad shit around, getting a hotter whip and jim berns is back mothafuckas. Fuck anyways, back to food, I can eat pizza everyday of my life. Well I do but im just saying that if I didnt..I could OK. And I'm not gonna lie, I like going to work. I might be a workaholic I dunno. I got two jobs and one is fuckig awesome, and the other job.... one of my managers is a fucking lesbian, come on now. But besides the lesbian and all, whats wrong with getting paid to fuck around, make food, and then eat it half the time? It turns ME on atleast. I try to stay on top of shit most of the time, I dont really know what that means, but i think im just trying to say that I try..? I always try to have fun. or atleast try to make the best out of shit. I love having lots of friends. I think its great knowing a bunch of different people, and being able to talk to so many different people. I like meeting new people, but not at first. I'm done tryin to show people fake shit. I'm done trying to be someone im not. ive realized that to truely be yourself..you have to understand where your comming from. you have to know what YOU want, and you have to do it yourself. couse in the end no one else can do things for you, you grow up, you make bad and good decisions, you learn from your mistakes and thats what im trying to do right now in my life. im trying to be a better person by always being there for others, but by also putting myself first because thats all you really can ever do. i know i sound self centered, but everybody has to be that way at times. can people honestly think your a bad person when you think for yourself? no, and thats just fucked up if they do.
but anywaaaayyssssssssss....jim berns words of wisdom for the day are just have fun, and do whatever the fuck you want!
If you wanna make a jim berns happy, buy him some bottles of southern comfort!
This is my game kids. Don't FUCK w/ me.
