"Rolking" Rock, Sleeping, Sunday Breakfast, Puzzles, Bowling, A well placed "your mom" joke, Bullriding (yeah, i said it!), Ordering my minions to do my bidding
This is where i try to impress you, right? Not gonna happen.
This would be an exorbitantly long list, i'll spare you.
The Simpsons, CSI (all of them), The Soup, House, Prison Break, The Daily Show.
Confessions of a Reluctant Grown Up by Dan Zevin. Anything by these folks: Chris Bohjalian, Maureen Dowd, Joe Meno, Shel Silverstein