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About Me

When I do it, it's somethin' like Thrilla in Manilla, man. Known as a killah, man. Fresh from the dealah, man.

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My Interests

I love Batman Spaghetti-o's. There's nothing better in life. And Cinnamon applesauce is right up there with them Batman Spaghetti-o's.

You are not crazy about anime at all. (too bad) Do
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This is a damn shame.

Bowling would be better if it was hockey.

I'd like to meet:

My girlfriend and I are pretty gnarly; and the Bone Zone owns zones. There are no others.

That is all.

Leave me in peace.

Music:

It started as a twisted dream. . .

. . . And ended with the world in heat.

Bonfires burning bright
Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween

Dead cats hanging from poles
Little dead are out in droves
I remember Halloween

Brown leafed vertigo
Where skeletal life is known
I remember Halloween

This day, anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember Halloween

Halloween

Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember Halloween

This day, anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember Halloween

Halloween

I'm big on scary music: The Faves:
The Misfits
Flogging Molly
Streetlight Manifesto
Mourning Noise
Children of Bodom
Johnny Cash
Whodat and Boojang
Danzig
The Virus
Dropkick Murphys

The Othes:
Bleeding Through
Earth Crisis
Sage Francis
Randy
Ikara Colt
The Strokes
Talib Kweli
Cham
Graves
The Who
Judas Priest
The Young Dubliners
Aquabats

Movies:

Kozak / Cossack round kick in kids face

Cossack kicks the shit out of this kid!! Funny!!, from http://www.thevideosense.com/user/couchpotato/ Make money like I am by supplying free videos like this from the web to http://www.thevideosense.com/user/couchpotato/ Forrest Gump is my absolute favorite, and: Anything by Stanley Kubrick or Quentin Tarantino. A Clockwork Orange is genius. Kubrick is a directing god. The book's way good too.

"Women have the right to choose who they have sexual relations with."

"WHAT?"

"No, no. That's good-"

"That's not good for me.."

Television:

"Dangle, get your ass outta my face.

Get your face outta my ass!"

"I'm tellin' you, they lay eggs!"

"They do not lay eggs!"

"You're talking about one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs!"

"Oh, my God! How many times do I have to tell you?! They do not lay eggs! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!"

Books:

Hop on Pop
The Boys from Brazil
A Clockwork Orange
The Grapes of Wrath
Of Mice and Men

Heroes:

Chainsaw is reeeaaadyyy!

"Mom, I want to learn karate."

"Why? So you can go to the next Norma Jean show and chop air?"

My Blog

Latelatelate night West of the Valley.

50 of the MOST Random Questions Ever1. Where were you 1 hour ago?Bed.2. Who will be your next kiss?Brit. 3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Probably. 4. When is the last time you went to...
Posted by Johnny Tsunami on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:24:00 PST

Ah, sheeit!

1.Would you get back with your last ex if you could?Nope. I have an AMAZING girlfriend, who I really have no intention of leaving. 2. What color shirt are you wearing?Navy blue.3. Would you kiss anyo...
Posted by Johnny Tsunami on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

Bored, yet again

100 Questions SIMPLE QUESTIONS: 1. Name: Cameron Vance Hope 2. Nickname: Cammy, Hopie, Hopeless 3. Eyes: Brown 4. Height: 5'10" 5. Hair: Brown 6. Siblings: Zero 7. Do u like to sing in ...
Posted by Johnny Tsunami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shit, I was so bored when I did this. You have no idea. But, hey, you can get to know me a bit.

(1) Your gender: Male (2) Race: European. Mostly Irish. (3) Single?: Aye, sir (4) Want to be? Doesn't make a huge difference to me, but, I wouldn't mind not being single. (5) Your birthday: Janua...
Posted by Johnny Tsunami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Think about it. . .

Think about it . . . . . . If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland ca...
Posted by Johnny Tsunami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is a list of things that I hate

1. Ryan Close2. Gangsters3. Dr. Phil4. AMES5. Kearns6. Barcodes7. I don't hate Zach Mark anymore -- he may not be the Lizard King, but, he isn't a bad guy.8. Darius Kasparitis9. Posers10. The Simpsons...
Posted by Johnny Tsunami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST