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Dan

About Me

In a tragic piranha feeding accident I lost both opposable thumbs and my right big toe; due to my 3 year old falling into the 150 gallon tank; I heroically had to fend off the beasts, even though my 7 year old should have been watching little susie like I told him to.

My Interests

Today I started a rap group. The P.I.M.Ps or The Professionals In Management Positions have a unique style of telling others what to rap about. The 4 of us don't actually do any rapping, but we are an intense and amazing group that excels in telling others what they need to rap about.