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About Me

"If there was a God I'd spit in his face for subjecting me to this. If there was a Devil I would sell him my soul to make it end. If there was something Higher that controlled our individual fates, I would tell it to take my fate and shove it up its fucking ass. Shove it hard and far, you mother fucker. Please end. Please end. Please end."

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My Blog

STOP HONKING AT ME WHEN I'M WALKING

I like to take a lot of walks to get out and clear my head. But almost every time, there's someone -- usually someone I know -- who honks at me in what I assume is supposed to be a friendly gesture. S...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 23:12:00 GMT

Three people who are never funny

1. Adam Sandler2. Will Ferrell3. Jack Black
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Three people who are never funny

1. Adam Sandler2. Will Ferrell3. Jack Black
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:00:00 GMT

rant number 63 (digging up bones)

The democrats have a myriad of excuses for losing the 2000 presidential election; some of which are bogus, others are legitimate. The most ridiculous of these excuses, however, is how they blame their...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:35:00 GMT

Fuck my life. Help?

Okay, so for one of my classes I have to write a 15 page essay. It's like a research paper, but I need to incorporate a lot of my own ideas as well. It needs to be on an interesting subject (but nothi...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:34:00 GMT

I fucking hate photobucket

Most people probably won't get this, because most people probably weren't like me and weren't wasting their lives on the computer even when they were 9 or 10.Photobucket is one of the internet's large...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:59:00 GMT

rant number 62

I like to make crass jokes. Every now and then I'll make a joke about war or AIDs or necrophilia. I do these things because these and other subjects are what makes the world a fucking miserable place....
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:20:00 GMT

So what do you think of Obama's presidency so far?

hmm?
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:44:00 GMT

Not intended to be taken seriously ... dumbasses

About a week ago, Gina posted a list someone had made called "Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women". I thought it was kind of cool and I felt like doing a commentary. Some points I agree with, others...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:31:00 GMT

Why do you think clowns are scary?

Were you molested by one at a birthday party as a kid or something? 
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:42:00 GMT