Maybe I'm a nerd |
Ok, so I tried another dating site (free this time) and after answering questions and screening "matches" I have come to the conclusion that maybe I am a nerd and that I am also secretly looking for s...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:37:00 GMT |
Feeling scammed |
This weekend I went to my friend Coach Bryan's Bachelorette party. Feeling more "single" than usual, I decided to give some dating website a try. The website began contacting me with interested men ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:44:00 GMT |
A Trilogy of Shittiness |
Episode 1: I was walking in the backyard when I felt a familiar squish somewhere around the ball of my foot. I could tell that I was not stepping in mud, on wet grass or rotten fruit. ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:30:00 GMT |
Thursday |
Sometimes I just don't know what to do with myself. Tonight I got all dolled up and went to dinner with a dear friend. My dear friend was blessed with tiredness while I was ready to do som...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:26:00 GMT |
Beauty on Highway 24 |
I travel out of Oakland on Highway 24 quite often and though I would share some of the lovely and interesting sights I see. When travelling East, the first beautiful thing you pass...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 15:42:00 GMT |
Not Kqwel |
Hello This is the worst random message I have ever gotten. It was from some girl in Utah that I have no known connection to: Looking for a reaction It's my ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:56:00 GMT |
How to fuck a goat |
My friend Erick is a school psychologist and while menoring troubple youths in some hodunk town, he was told how to fuck a goat. Here's how you do it: you get a 12-eye Doc Martin boot and lace t...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 17:47:00 GMT |
Text Message Cock Teasers |
Everyone who sent me a text wishing me a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannakuh, Happy Christmahannakah, or a Good Festivus can all fuck off. I will have you know that I wrote back to all of you only t...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 15:57:00 GMT |
X-mas |
My mom went to Catholic school. The nuns would tell the kids that when you write "X-mas" as shorthand for Christmas, you are crossing out Christ. Then they would hit the kids with rulers a...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 15:54:00 GMT |
Powdered Teeth |
I fear that if my nightime clenching cintinues I will end up with a mouth full of powdered teeth.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 21:41:00 GMT |
