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Short Bus

Dynamite with a lazer beam!

About Me

Bad Dance-a-thon everyday of my life.

My Interests

Back scratches, orchids, picking scabs, mascara, riding the bus, carrot cores, burgertime, literature, smooth skin, dance-a-thon, pillowtops, popping zits, coffee breaks, animal party, exfoliating,Cheesecake, face scruff, too many shoes, asparagus pee, Danny, raw fish, breakfast at Tiffany's, a good slide, freshly shaved legs, gin and tonics,

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who smells good and is down for a good snug

Music:

Maiden, Queen, Bob Willis and his Texas Playboys, Blondie, Tom Waits, Melt Banana, Hall and Oates, Sabbath, Buck 65, Shonen Knife, Murder by Death, B-52's, New Edition, Morris Day and the Time, Bowie, The Zombies, Cab Calloway, Converge, Lou Reed, Andrew Bird, Hella, At the Drive In, Jock Jams,Le Tigre, anything and everything.

Movies:

Any movie that stars Emilio Estavez.

Television:

The Wonder Years

Books:

Tom RObbins, Wuthering Heights, Vonnegut, Good Owmens, Where the wild things are, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fat men in space, Virgin Suicides, The Red Tent, Oryx and Crake, Rain makes applesauce, As I lay dying, House of Leaves, Valley of the Dolls, Memoirs of a Geisha, Master and Margarita, Story of "O", Breakfast and Tiffany's, Bukowski, Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, and I also really enjoy books with boobs on the cover.

Heroes:

Me cause I'm awesome.