My name is Ralph.
I dig: sharks, dinosaurs, dogs, ladies, music, bears, hup, friends, partying, drum machines, star wars, the knicks (unfortuneatly), animatronics, zombies, theme parks, ghost stories, outdated ghetto shoes, and my band.
always throwing rock in rock paper scissors no matter how many times i lose, animatronics, archie comics, acoustic guitars, asking what time it is when i have numerous ways of being able to find out on my own, aliens, atlantis, american history, anti-fork, actually being able to say 'the book was better', accidentally telling the endings of movies and/or tv shows to those who have never seen them, aquaman and the arguement that he is indeed very useful, always being 3 minutes late for work, actually winning the claw game, always having a supply of lifesavers mints, audacity, ambience, advertising, animal attack videos, answering questions with slurred versions of 'i don't know', acting, apple juice, always suggesting the old west as a party theme, being the post-it note bandit, being mean, being nice, being excited over things worth being excited about, being excited over things not worth being excited about, batman, badass bass lines, the bear mountain zoo, basements, basketball, bass, booths, bejewled, bad jokes, the blues, bears wearing leather biker gear reving motorcycle engines placing sunglasses over their eyes and finally driving directly into a brick wall, bloody-disgusting.com, the bermdua triangle, bets, being a zombie in the great 'beethoven's revenge', bowling, blueberry muffins, battles, being a manly man!, the banana song, being terrified of q tips, banks, being disappointed over being a teenager because old school nicktoons used to make it look so cool, bicycles, barbecues, blankets, bizarre 70's saturday morning cartoons, boneless buffalo wings, being terrible at prank phone calls, being prepared for a class 4 zombie invasion, batman v. sonic, being delusional, barfights, being blinded by science, baseball... sometimes, being scared, backwards guitar solos, burns, building pedal boards, ball pits, being bad at arcade games but playing them anyway, the blue team, being best friends with jason kalmanowitz, bad special effects, bridges, balloon lettering, bagels, bears, claiming to have gotten away with various actions but immediately being caught, cats wearing hats, cornfields, concerts, chess, checkers, chinese checkers, cookies, choco tacos, chants, creepy stuff, constantly talking about making movies or tv shows, car3p0, castles, chivalry, computer audio, cocoa bat peeps, the chet jacket as well as assuming the personality of the blue collar gruff voiced two pack a day smoking hardware store owner who has good relationships with his customers but hits them too hard and having a surprisingly hot wife who together won the couples invitational bowling tournament however he just cant sell that blowtorch that's been in the store for three years, charades, chad vader, causation vs. correlation, calling all dogs puppies despite age or size, chicken patties, connect four, the chupacabra, calling people yella, crowbar surprises, construction paper decorations, cereal, catchphrases, cover songs that sound nothing like the original, chocalate covered pretzels, christmas, christmas songs, chicken cutlet, crocidiles, coaching the ralphtech raging horses, calling butts patooies, constantly adding to this list, dates, dinosaurs, deloreans, days when everything goes right, dollar vhs sales, devolution, dc comics, drumming on my legs, dogs, despising the popeye's chicken in harriman, drive in movies, dante f., discontinued sodas, dinosaurs, disappointing sequels, drum machines, dr. robotnik's mean bean machine, dinosaurs, dated arcade games, diners, dreams, dairy, doodling on my class notes, dine and dash, did i mention dinosaurs?, dollar stores, everyday life?, ecto cooler, epic adventures, effects pedals, extensive searches for unimportant items, editing fine cinematic masterpieces such as the bottle movie and the handsome cream commercial, evil paintings with eyes that follow you around the room, eating ice cream on the job, elephants, economics, eating apples with knives, the expression 'over the top', entertaining dogs at drinking parties, fretless basses, fall, feeling worthless, favoriting everything on youtube to the point where i need multiple accounts, farmer's shirts, falling down the stairs with cases of motzerella sticks, frozen cokes, foxtrot comics, finding toasted bagels disgusting, falling asleep in the car, feeling bad when teachers can't keep their students' attention, feeny bashing, finding rachel ray extremely sexy, flarangitis, the future, funny things, the flash, fights, froze toes, ferrets, filling my ipod/computer with things i don't need, finding things, garlic bread, gas stations, guitarpro, grocery store layouts, gang fights involving dancing, geekifing rooms, gray sweatshirts, garage sales, girls wearing scarves, golden axe, graphs, getting sick everytime i hear the chant of 'teeeeeaaaa cups', getting to use star wars or men in black refernces to cheer people up, the green lantern, the green arrow, guess who?, ghosts, garage sales, gigantic rolls of bubblewrap and the hours of entertainment they provide, giving complete personalities and history to people or things i've seen for only a few seconds, g-unit shoes, getting into character, garrett bashing, getting to feel like a little kid again, government coverups, that game involving catching bees and placing them in a honey jar a the bowling alley in chester which i can never remember the name of, getting to tell middle-aged people what to do, going out to lunch, giving up on things i shouldn't be giving up on as well as not giving up on things i should be giving up on, halloween, hawks (condors?) the size of world war two airplanes, hating coffee, hot pockets subs, huge satellit dishes, having driving glasses, holiday spirit, having no middle ground, headless basses, having never been on a ferris wheel but not being able to wait to ride an obviously unsafe one with a lovely lady at some cheesy fair, home recording, hot dogs, the harlem globetrotters, holding hands, haunted hayrides, horror movie standards, having terrible handwriting, hoth, hammer ons, the honkerburger, he who walks behind the rows, hamburgers, having numerous bands- fake and real, home movies, horses with knives, intensity, improv comedy, imperial walkers, the itty bitty ting that differs 'ice ice baby' from 'under pressure', ignoring problems, ihop, icees, the internet, inserting liz's myspace pictures into various movie and video game scenes, iceballs, jim neidhart, johnny rockets, japan, the justice league of america, jean grey, kites, krypton, k 'nex, the key of a minor, the key of g minor, the ladies, late night drives, liking college food, lame things, the lochness monster and my desire to search for it one day, the lafayette theater in suffern, leading the future little kid rebillion, legos, late nights, looking to luke skywalker's actions for advice, logos, loons, lips, a little town called riverdale, little bites, midi, movie theaters, martian manhunter, mud, making my own musical genres, model rockets, marriage and my inability to wait until i can be a complete idiot and still have a beautiful woman love me, making things more dramatic/intense than they really are, mahjong, mini golf, marketing, movie trailers, making up strange situations and asking others what they might do in them, making nicknames for people, mustaches, music theory?!!, missing shoes, microfridges, mcdonalds, making constant references to the children of the corn, menacing laughs, the muppets, makeout mountain and my extensive search for it as well as a girl to go to said location with, man law, mario kart 64, midnight lightsaber battles, movie locations, monsters, massive collections of just about anything, milkshakes, magic shows, the new york knicks, the new york mets, not knowing much of anything, not being able to see the picture in those hidden 3-d picture posters, night swimming, nilla wafers, nintendo 64, ninjas, not being able to give directions, nostalgia, not beng able to pull off wearing sunglasses or a hat, not having any idea how to work any features on my cell phone, not knowing how to set the clock in my car, not being able to wait until the day when i can refer to car salesmen as 'sharks', nighthakws, new paltz, not being able to talk to strangers unless forced, not being able to ice skate, nerds, not knowing how family members are related to me, odd time signatures, old jingles, the old west and my desire to travel back in time there, ordering exclusively off of dollar/value menus, open F tuning, oral sex, overly powerful and intrusive objects, okapis, obviously false stories and my belief in them anyway, orange bashing as well as convincing people into not giving him a ride home, puns, polar bears, pointilism, parking far away, parking with expired meters, puddle splashing, popsicles, popsicle challenges, picnics, playgrounds, politeness, poor quality impressions, preferring puppets or animatronics to cgi, preferring 'cute' girls over 'sexy' girls, pushing carts?, past decades, popcorn, people, pull offs, parachutes, playing poker with the dali llama, pretending i know how to edit pictures in photoshop even though i dont even own it and always use paint, popular culture refernces fifteen years too late, peanuts, peanut butter, pacigo and his extensive smoking habit, peanut m&m's, pajama pants, presidents, player pianos, pop tarts, pez dispensers, pinatas, quoting movies and televison shows at random times, rollar coasters, reruns, ralphtech, randomness, rap battles, rv's, ruining people's pictures, roller coaster tycoon, rarely, if ever wearing shorts, reclining chairs, rest stops, random facts about jeff goldblum, red sauce, robots, really long walks, resisting the urge to paint nike symbols on the ridiculous shoes my father forces lady to wear, rip offs of scene it and the madness that ensues whilst playing, renting the same movie numerous times even though it's much easier to simply buy the dvd, recording songs and convincing others they are from past decades, the rainforest cafe, races, randomly finding old vhs tapes of shows my mom recorded for me when i was a kid and staying up all night watching the entire thing with a big ol' smile on my face, refusing to let my date open any door ever, realizing how much ass a han solo frozen in kryptonite not carbonite action figure would kick, superman, star wars, saltshakers?!, skipping class, samuel l. jackson, "singing", strange events, sandwiches, slamming doors and giggling, soccer, sporks, swords with dragons painted right on the blade, swimming pools, small towns, smores, shop rite jokes, sweater vests, skipping class to buy kansas, foghat, and styx cds, saving shop rite from catching on fire, sneaking candy into movie theaters, spontaneous song and dance, spicy chicken hot dogs, stunts, singing balloons, sm57's, sm58's, beta52's, and not hesitating to scream out when i see them, sega genesis, showers, skeeball, scat cats, space boobs, star fox 64, superman slurpee adventures, shortcuts in the koopa troopa beach level of mario kart 64, southern accents, screaming 'nooooo!' at inapproiate moments, slides, seeing beavers in parking lots, swings, staying up very late just watching tv, slumber parties, skinny dipping, synthesizers, 'superfreak' and it's ultra catchy bass line, sharks, summer, spring, soda, scrath n' sniff objects, stealing microphones from garrett's house, slushees, superheroes, slow motion, stunts, showers, stand up comedy, seeing the epic in the ordinary, stickers, stickerbooks, tradition, throwing suitcases, tambourines, taking cucumbers out of salads, television advertisements of the late 80's and early 90's including but not limited to amazin' fruit, doublemint gum and various bumps on the major networks, trains, tuffy mctoughster, time travel, the thruway, taco bell, tall grass, those two or three days a month when my hair actually looks good, theme parks, techno or metal remixes of video game theme songs, team boba fett, trying to figure out what time signature dogs wag their tails to, toys r us, teenage mutant ninja turtles, thanksgiving, terrible nicknames, tennis balls with holes in them like a dog was playing with it too hard, telling people they wouldnt understand, trip van winkle, universal studios and the regret of not letting my mom take a picture of me with my head inside of jaws' mouth, ULTRABONDING, u-haul trucks and the various pictures on the sides of them, unexplained events, using the same pen for the entire semester even though i have at least a dozen, ufos, the ultimate warrior, using system restore to solve every computer problem ever, unfair competitions, urban legends, my ultra zombie horror comedy that will never be made, using my imagination, vincent price, vibraslaps, vinyl record noise, vampires, wendy's, wii sports, wal mart parking lot picnics, walking on the grass on the sides of sidewalks, writing music, winter, wishing i was a teenager in the late 1950s, walks, whipped cream, watching entire infomercials and resisting the urge to buy everything i see as a christmas gift for my mom, wondering what happened to the kid who lost and seemingly was sent to another dimension in the crossfire commercial, wonder woman, watching little kids chase things, writing really small, will smith, watching midnight lean on things that don't exist, wikipedia, werewolves, wookiepedia, the word 'clever', water, watching grown men beat each other up in the same place i had my little league pictures taken, walking to a rhythm, x-entertainment, yo yo's, youtube, zips sneakers, zebras, zombies
Honestly, I like everything. My favorites are Minus The Bear and Owls.I play and record alot of music. My main band is Evazan in which I play bass.I've also written, recorded, or performed on: Jean Grey, Empirical Rule, Feeny, xTombstoneUltraDeathx, Minus The Bear Add The Motorcycle, Midnight And The RalphDogs, Michael Delaney, Deceptor, The Red Five, Haddon Field, Neon Foreskin, Nick Barone, Tiefighter (Outlander), The Graverockers, The Fismits, Not Quite Famous, Not Quite Feeny, Riff Valentine, Scarlet Blade, The Thanks, 7 Up, Super Silly Salamander Squad, V-band.de
3:10 To Yuma, 28 Days Later (1,2), 300, The 40 Year Old Virgin, 3 Ninjas, 10 Things I Hate About You, 8 Mile, 101 Dalmations, 24 Hour Party People, American Beauty, American History X, An Evening With Kevin Smith, Airplane!, Air Force One, Almost Famous, An American Werewolf In London(1,2), American Psycho (1,2), Air Bud, Austin Powers (2,1,3), Alien, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Analayze This (1,2), Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy, Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman, Airheads, Batman Beyond Return Of The Joker, A Bug's Life, Beethoven, Black Snake Moan, The Batman Superman Movie, Beetlejuice, Barnyard, Blade Runner, Batman (5,1,2,4,3), The Blues Brothers (1,2), Bride Of Frankenstein, Bride Of The Monster, Big Daddy, The Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, Babe, Back To The Future (1,3,2), Beautiful Girls, The Butterfly Effect, Big, Beauty And The Beast, Bruce Almighty, The Burning, Boys N The Hood, Billy Madison, Beverly Hills Cop, Bridge To Terabithia, The Blob, Beware! Children At Play, Crank, Child's Play (3,1,2,4,5), Cabin Fever, CHUD, Carrie (1,2), Clue, Christine, Clerks, Camp Nowhere, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Children Of The Corn(1,2,3,5,7,6,4), Critters, Citizen Kane, City Of The Living Dead, Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, Creepshow (2,1), Class Of Nuke 'Em High (1,2), The Crow (1,4,3,2), A Christmas Story, Crash, Casper, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, Christmas Evil, Cursed, Can't Hardly Wait, Charlie And The Chocalte Factory, Cloverfield, Dead Alive, Dracula, Dirty Work, The Devil's Rejects, Dazed And Confused, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Don't Open Til Christmas, Dumb And Dumber, Disturbia, Dr. Doolittle, Da Hip Hop Witch, Dude Where's My Car?, Double Dragon, Deep Blue Sea, Detroit Rock City, Doug's First Movie, The Departed, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Evil Dead (3,1,2), The Exorcist, Edward Scissorhands, Empire Records, Eddie, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose, Eurotrip, Fantastic Four (2,1), Finding Nemo, Friday The 13th (4,1,FVJ,8,3,2,6,7,10,5,9), Forrest Gump, Father Of The Bride, The Faculty, Frankenstein, Fright Night, Father Of The Bride, Fight Club, The Flintstones (1,2), Final Destination (1,2,3), The Fugitive, Forbidden Planet, Fluke, The Flesh Eaters, Flubber, Graduation Day, Grindhouse, Good Burger, Garden State, Godzilla, Grease, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Ginger Snaps(1,2,3), Grind, Ghosts Of Mars, Gremlins, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Ghostbusters, Grizzly, Happy Feet, Hendrix, The Hills Have Eyes, Hey Arnold!: The Movie, Hellraiser, Halloween (1,2,5,4,07,6,7,3,8), The Hole, House On Haunted Hill, Hooisers, The Howling, Home Alone (1,2,3), Hostel (1,2), High Fidelity, Heavy Metal, Holes, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Hook, Indiana Jones (1,3,2), Independence Day, I Robot, I Know What You Did Last Summer, It's A Wonderful Life, I Was A Teenage Werewolf, Ice Age, The Invisible Man, Jingle All The Way, Jetsons: The Movie, Jason And The Argonauts, Jackass 2, Jurassic Park (1,2,3), Joyride, Jack, The Jerk, Jaws, Joe Dirt, Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back, Knocked Up, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Kids, Lucas, The Land Before Time, Liar Liar, A League Of Their Own, Leprechaun Back To Da Hood, The Lost Boys, The Last Slumber Party, The Last Man On Earth, Lady In The Water, The Little Mermaid, Look Who's Talking, Lake Placid, The Lion King, Lord Of The Rings, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Monster Mash, The Mighty Ducks (2,1,3), Madagascar, Matilda, Meet The Parents (1,2), Men In Black(1,2), Mortal Kombat (1,2), My Girl (1,2), The Mummy, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Mask, Mulan, Mars Attacks!, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie, Meet The Robinsons, Max Keeble's Big Move, Mrs. Doubtfire, Monster House, My Bloody Valentine, Merlin, Mean Girls, The Mask, Mallrats, My Girl (1,2), Night Of The Living Dead (Night68,Dawn04,Dawn78,Land,Night90,Day), No Country For Old Men, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Night Of The Comet, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare On Elm Street (FVJ,1,6,4,3,2,5,7), Night Of The Creeps, Not Another Teen Movie, Nancy Drew, Night At The Musuem, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Over The Hedge, The Others, The Outsiders, O, Pitch, Psycho, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Predator (1,2,AvP), Poltergeist, Pulp Fiction, Planet Of The Apes, The Patriot, Platoon, Pumpkinhead, Powder, Prom Night, Rush Hour (1,2), Robocop (1,2,3), Renaissance Man, Richie Rich, The Rugrats Movie, Return Of The Living Dead (1,2,3,4,5), Rock Star, Reefer Madness, Re-Animator, Red Eye, Rat Race, Saw (2,1,3), Spaceballs, Summer Of Sam, Slaughter High, Sin City, Star Wars (5,4,6,3,1,2), Slither, Superman (5,1,2,4,3), Superman:Doomsday, Stand By Me, Spiderman (2,1,3), The Shining, Sid And Nancy, Saving Silverman, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, The Sixth Sense, Shark Tale, Sixteen Candles, Shaun Of The Dead, Scream (1,2,3), Signs, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th, The Sandlot, Suspiria, Superbad, Snakes On A Plane, Stay Tuned, Stranger Than Fiction, Space Jam, Surf Nazis Must Die, Scrooged, SLC Punk, Scary Movie (1,2,3), Sleepaway Camp, Slash, Saving Silverman, Shallow Hal, Super Mario Brothers, Scarecrow, Short Circuit, This Is Spinal Tap, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1,2,3,4), Terminator (2,1,3), Toy Story, Toxic Avenger (1,4,3,2), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1,03,5,2,4,3), Them, Tromeo And Juliet, Teen Wolf, Twilight Zone: The Movie, Theodore Rex, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Thing, Tapeheads, Transformers (07,86), Unbreakable, United 93, The Village, Valley Girl, V For Vendetta, White Men Can't Jump, The Wild Bunch, The Wizard, We're Back!, The Wolfman, The Waterboy, Wayne’s World (1,2), The Wizard Of Oz, Walk The Line, West Side Story, Wag The Dog, Wild Wild West, You Got Served, Zoolander, Zombi 2
100 Deeds For Eddie McDowd, 2 Stupid Dogs, The $10,000 Pyramaid, 24, All In The Family, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, All Star Laff-A-Lympics, Aquaman, Archie's Weird Mysteries, (Old School) All That, Animaniacs, The Angry Beavers, Aahh! Real Monsters, The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron, According To Jim, The Adventures Of Pete and Pete, Amazing Stories, America's Funniest Home Videos, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Adams Family, The Andy Griffith Show, As Told By Ginger, Anything on VH1 Classic, The History Channel, Animal Planet, or The Discovery Channel, The Beverly Hillbilles, Benson, Boy Meets World, Batman, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Becker, Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction?, Bewitched, Baby Looney Toons, Beetlejuice, Behind The Music, Bobby's World, Bill Nye The Science Guy, Codename: Kids Next Door, Cousin Skeeter, Camp Lazlo, The Colbert Report, Criss Angel's Mindfreak, Caitlin's Way, Clarissa Explains It All, The Cosby Show, Clerks: The Animated Series, Catdog, Cheers, Cosby, Cops, Chain Reaction, The Drew Carey Show, Double Dare, Drawn Together, The Daily Show, Dharma and Greg, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Doug, Dirty Jobs, Danny Phantom, Dexter's Laboratory, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Droids, A Different World, Dinosaurs, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, Diff'rent Strokes, E's True Hollywood Story, Eek! The Cat, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Futurama, Freaks and Geeks, The Flintstones, Family Matters, The Famous Jett Jackson, Finders Keepers, Family Feud, The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, The Fairly Oddparents, Full House, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Fillmore!, Freakazoid, Fraggle Rock, Fear Factor, Family Affair, Guts, The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy, Get The Picture, Green Acres, Grounded For Life, Gunsmoke, Goosebumps, Good Times, Growing Pains, The Honeymooners, Home Improvement, Hong Kong Phooey, Happy Days, Hey Dude, Hey Arnold!, Hogan Knows Best, I Love Lucy, I Love The 70's, I Love The 80's, I Love The 90's, In Living Color, Invader Zim, I Dream Of Jeanie, Inspector Gadget, Justice League Unlimited, Jackass, Just Deal, The Jetsons, Jeopardy!, The Jeffersons, The King Of Queens, Krypto The Superdog, Kenan And Kel, King Of The Hill, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Land Of The Lost, Looney Toons, Lingo, Legends Of The Hidden Temple, Lloyd In Space, Late Night With Conan O Brien, The Late Show With Jay Leno, The Muppet Show, The Mickey Mouse Club, My Wife and Kids, Mad Abot You, The Muppet Babies, The Munsters, My Gym Partner Is A Monkey, Mad TV, My Dad Is A Rock Star, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000, My Brother And Me, Metalocalypse, Mortal Kombat: The Animated Series, Moral Orel, Next, Night Court, The Nanny, Newsradio, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, The Newlywed Game, Nick Arcade, Newsradio, The Outer Limits, The Office, Pinky & The Brain, A Pup Named Scooby Doo, The Price Is Right, Pimp My Ride, Pelswick, Pop-Up Video, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Parental Control, Press Your Luck, The Planet's Funniest Animals, The Puppy Bowl, Quik Draw McGraw, Recess, Roundhouse, Reno 911, The Real Ghostbusters, Ripley's Believe It Or Not!, Robot Chicken, (Pre-Dill) Rugrats, Rescue 911, Rocko's Modern Life, Rocket Power, Real TV, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Superman: The Animated Series, South Park, Supergroup, Scooby Doo Where Are You?, The Secret World Of Alex Mack, Supermarket Sweep, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons, The Surreal Life: Fame Games, Salute Your Shorts, Spiderman, The Steve Harvey Show, The Superfriends, Sanford And Son, Smallville, Still Standing, Saved By The Bell, Step By Step, Saturday Night Live, Sister Sister, Spin City, Scrubs, Smart Guy, The Twilight Zone, Tales From The Crypt, Teacher's Pet, That 70's Show, Toonheads, The Tom Green Show, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tom & Jerry, Three's Company, Two And A Half Men, Tales From The Darkside, TV Land's Myths And Legends, Tiny Toon Adventures, The Toxic Crusaders, Til Death, Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Underdog, Undeclared, What's Happening!, Wild West Tech, Walking With Dinosaurs, The Wayans Brothers, World's Wildest Police Videos, Who Wants To Be A Millionare?, The Wonder Years, Wheel Of Fortune, Wild And Crazy Kids, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The White Rapper Show, Why Can't I Be You?, You Can't Do That On Television!, Yogi Bear, Yes Dear
1984, Are We Not Men? We Are Devo!, Animal Farm, Bridge To Teribithia, Banned In DC, Batman, Calvin And Hobbes, Close To Home, Foxtrot, Get Fuzzy, Green Eggs And Ham, The Great Gatsby, A Garfield Christmas, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, On The Road, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Outsiders, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Peanuts, Romeo And Juliet, Snakes On A Plane: The Complete Quote Book, Spiderman, A Sound Of Thunder, Superman, West Side Story, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, X-Men, The Zombie Survival Guide
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Admiral Ackbar, Adam West, Andrew Sebastian, Aquaman, Bill Cosby, Bob Saget, Batman, Bub, Bender, Blackie Lawless, BB King, Clint Eastwood, Charles Mingus, Chris Squire, Crispin Glover, David Wooderson, Dante F., Devo, Dave Thomas, Derek Schluter, Dave Chappelle, Elizabeth Maney, Eric Clapton, Ed Wood, Eric Forman, Fox McCloud, The Flash, George A. Romero, Geddy Lee, Gort, The Guy Who Thought Up Big & Tall Stores, The Green Lantern, The Green Arrow, Harrison Ford, James Jamerson, James Rolfe, John Paul Jones, John Entwistle, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Olsen, Johnny Cash, Jerry Seinfeld, Ken Foree, Kevin James, The Kid Who Won In The 'Crossfire' Commercial, Kenny Hotz, Luke Skywalker, Larry and Steve, Martain Manhunter, Moms Who Ghoose Jif, Martin Luther King Jr., Miguel A. Núñez Jr., Michael Larsen, Michael Kelso, Mr. Yum Yum, Midnight, Monkeyman, Mike Kinsella, Mike Mahony, Mike Kalmanowitz, Mr. Spencer, Mr. Iceball, Maggie McWilliams, Malachai, My Parents, Mel Gibson, Not Garrett, Nintendo 64 Kid, Nick Barone, Nick Villanacci, Porkins, Pat Stewart, Peter Griffin, Peter Hook, Rod Serling, Ryan Stiles, Red Forman, Robert Englund, Superman, Samuel L. Jackson, Seth Green, Santa Clause, Santa Claws, Spencer Rice, Spiderman, Shia LaBeouf, Sweet Lou, Shaun (Of The Dead), Sting, Sam Weir, Sam Zurick, Tim Allen, Ted Nugent, Tim Kinsella, Victor Villarreal, Vincent Price, Ving Rhames, Will Smith, William Shatner, Whoever Decided That The Puppy Bowl Should Be Three Hours Long, Wheelchair Guy From Children Of The Corn 7, Wayne Brady, XE Matt, Yoda, ZZ Top