Super Vlad

I have a Bachelor's in the Biological Sciences from NIU. Soon I will be a Master of them. Ninjas are sweet, but Samurai are thee shit. I hope that all of you remember that quote the next time you run into a biologist. That's our code-phrase, and the biologist, if in fact they are a REAL biologist, will answer lubriciously, "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." And that's the trick. I don't really know what lubriciously means. P.S. If this sucks, it's because I had my personal samurai write it, and he barely speaks a lick of gibberish, OR mumble. But what he lacks in penmanship he more than makes up for in successful decapitations. Well worth the money.