i'm dennis. i live in the dirtiest of all states, new jersey. i went to seton hall and graduated in 2004. i did the whole fraternity thing in college, sigma phi epsilon, but that part in my life is pretty much over now. i work full-time in the human resources department of a marine construction company. my heterolifemate rob and i live in an apartment in old bridge, about two minutes away from the breakfast club.
i am a huge fan of music, most specifically hardcore/punk/emo/metal, but i dont stab myself with number 2 pencils because of girls i dated for a week and a half. i go to tons of shows in the NY/NJ area and my favorite bands are listed on the left. music is really a big part of my life. i'm even learning to play guitar so i can be super emo. i'm always listening to something either on my laptop or ipod. or making blasting it in my car, making the cars around look at me like i have 3 eyes. and i've been known to hardcore dance in my living room when i'm home alone. even when there's no music playing. someday i hope to fulfill my dream of becoming a punk/emo cover band frontman.
i like to think i have a somewhat unique style, its a hybrid of the abercrombie and emo kid look, although nowadays i hardly shop at abercrombie because urban outfitters blows that place outta the water. i had the emo hair going, but i cut it short again out of boredom. i might grow it out again. if i didn't have a full time job, i'd probably have long hair, sleeves, and a lip ring. but unfortunately i won't be taken seriously at my job with that, so i won't get it done.
i'm big into roadtripping. i'll drive anywhere for any reason. i've taken road trips to vermont a bunch of times, florida twice, montreal twice, syracuse twice, connecticut twice, virginia, pennsylvania, maryland, ohio, washington DC, and massachusetts, and if i had friends in other states, i'd go there too.
yeah. i like drinking. so shoot me. i'm predominantely a beer drinker, with sam adams octoberfest and sierra nevada pale ale and as of xmas time, three philosophers as my favorites. the best beers come corked in wine sized bottles. If I'm drinking hard liquor, it's gotta be bourbon on the rocks, preferrably knob creek.
and at about this point i wonder who in god's name would still be reading. i must be pretty damn interesting if you're still reading . . . that or you just think i'm hot and wanna fuck me. which would be awesome.
i'm a big sports fan, especially the boston red sox. yeah i'm from jersey and like the sox. fuck you. I live and die for the sox. notre dame football is another big one, my dad is good friends with charlie weis. i hate the NBA with a passion though.
i'm a really fucked up and extremely opinionated kid. i know i'm going to hell. but i just dont give a shit. i'm having too much fun. i'm left-handed. i talk to myself all the time. i think that tostitos and mayonnaise is the greatest combination ever. i never know what i'm doing until an hour before i do it. i say holler, not holla. i'm a lover, not a fighter. i love superhero names, but only because i'm lucky enough to have one myself. glow sticks are for halloween, not dancing. i write poetry; some romantic, some morbid. i have a mouth like a fucking sailor. i think st. patricks day is better than christmas. i actually enjoy to cook, but i'm not exactly emeril. my car insurance is through the roof because i speed 24/7. i play golf all the time. give me a nice day and 18 holes and i'm a happy man. i belong to a private golf club but that doesn't mean i'm actually any good. i'm also planning on coaching youth basketball and baseball, until the parents find me too "inappropriate" for their children, meaning i bought them porn/cigarettes/beer/hookers. maybe i'll make them cry by stealing their girlfriend. or even better . . . their mom.
i'm actually still a kid at heart. i like to pop bubble wrap. and spin around in wheelie chairs. and read harry potter. i'd probably eat cookie crisp and watch saturday morning cartoons, but i'm always way too hungover to get up for breakfast. i'm pretty emotional too. i've never really been afraid to cry. so yeah, maybe i am an emo little bitch. but i'll still fuck your day up . . . at video games.
