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Quiet, easy going laid back person. Loves my children and family first.~~~~~~~I AM THIS BLACK WOMAN~~~~~~~ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can work full time while finishing school, raising respectful and intelligent children, be active in the PTA, be the pastor's secretary, and the choir president and a make it all seem effortlessONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can make a $1.00 out of 15 CentsONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can go from the boardroom to the 'hood and "keep it real" in both places.ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can slap the taste out of your mouth.ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy.ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a darn thing.ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can be 75 years old and look 45!ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.ONLY A BLACK WOMAN Can be the mother of civilization.Did Ya Hear me?Tell YOUR BLACK WOMAN how beautiful she is today ..Get Your Own! | View Slideshow SLIDE SHOW BY ~~AH CHERIE ~~~~~~**CHILDREN APPREACITE AND RESPECT YOUR MOTHERS**~~~~For Laughs...1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finishedcleaning."2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of nextweek!"4. My mother taught me LOGIC."Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC."If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going tothe store with me."6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM."Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."11. My mother taught me about WEATHER."This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY." If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don'texaggerate!"13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE."I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION."Stop acting like your father!"15. My mother taught me about ENVY."There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don'thave wonderful parents like you do."16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION."Just wait until we get home."17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING."You are going to get it when you get home!"18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze thatway."19. My mother taught me ESP."Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"20. My mother taught me HUMOR."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."22. My mother taught me GENETICS."You're just like your father."23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS."Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"24. My mother taught me WISDOM."When you get to be my age, you'll understand."25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."