Have you ever tried to ski naked in the snow? Well if you want to try it out, don't forget to ask my friend Valdamoore to knit you a crotch sock. It will help to prevent frost bite.
Just look how well I turned out...So, mosey your ass over here.[You have never experienced life until you pull down your pants and slide on the ice.]
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A nice old lady who shares the same interests as I do.
