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Hello, my name is Josh. I live in Madison, WI with my Wife Jessica. I am a Sergeant with the Dept. of Corrections. Every perception you have of "prison guards" you can throw out the window. It doesn't take brute strength or an intimidating exterior to be able work a correctional officer. It takes a person with unquestionable communications skills.(verbally,phonetically, and physically). Inmates behave when they cannot understand what you saying...you leave them confused and therefore tired. I am married to the woman of my dreams and am extremely lucky to have found her. I am also Founder, President and sole member of The Coalition for a Pantless America. I like Beer, music, fishing with dynamite, books, tuna fish, the Brewers, Madden, Flossing, Chinese Calligraphy, Movies that don't insist upon theirselves, Drunk People, Taco Bell, Sushi, cookies, The badgers, and the packers.
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I'd like to meet:

A Little Android Man, A crooked beer delivery driver, Santa Claus, Favre, Prince Fielder, will ferrel, Christoher Moore, Edgar Cayce, Jennifer Aniston, Neil Gaiman, Vince Vaughn, Dave Grohl, Jared Diamond, Howard Zinn, stephen hawking, anybody with somthing intresting to say.

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"Dogs' lives are short, too short, but you know that going in. You know the pain is coming, you're going to lose a dog, and there's going to be great anguish, so you live fully in the moment with them...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Favre

Day 3- beer tastes like water, nachos are my friend. i smell like bad mushrooms. Favre was crying and i was too. Jimmy the yooper and myself sat fixated on Brett's every word....we had no beer. The va...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

? "The joke is, we all have the same punchline." "You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching." "It doesn't matter if you do anything. If nobody notices, your life will a...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:11:00 GMT

Happy new years

Happy new year everybody, i hope everybody has a great year and that nobody ends up with an STD. My new Years eve sucks so sombody drink a beer for me. Love, Bodey P.S: Would you liiike, would you lii...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:18:00 GMT

The bodey quiz

Come and take my Quiz....the winner gets a wienie whistle.     Do you know somebodey?.....Anybodey?http://www.chatterbean.com/uquiz/myq uiz20061290305574.php" target="_blank">..http://www.cha...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:33:00 GMT

Just because

Hello, just wanted to take time out of my day to everyone that I love you all(especially you jess(wink,wink,nudge,nudge)) I have been so happy as of late, everything is pristine. Why, you may ask, wel...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:32:00 GMT

Beerfest

Hey, I don't if anybody reads these things or not but if there are a few then i would like to make a suggestion. Yesterday, my wonderfully beautiful girlfriend and I went and seen the movie Beerfest. ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 13:24:00 GMT

Friedrich Nietzsche

I have always admired Friedrich Nietzsche, who is my favorite philospher of all time and, in my opinion, the smartest man to have ever lived. If you ever get the chance, read Nietzsche's "Human, all t...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:28:00 GMT

Rock Wisdom

Howdy yall, I came across this website when i was bored at work called rockwisdom.com. Its a website with quotes from rock songs and other kinds of music. Below are a few that i really liked.....but c...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 14:44:00 GMT

Blue October

How's it going? Im writing today to tell everybody about this band that i have been absolutely enthralled with for the last month called Blue October. I know all to well that i listen to different mus...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:51:00 GMT