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About Me

I read somewhere that the least desirable physical attributes that a man could have are: being short, having curly hair, or having red hair. Luckily I'm not short. Also to be fair I think I look a lot better picking my nose than most people do. As far as what my personality is like I'm not going to throw around a bunch empty words like: charming, hilarious, brilliant, and unbelievably sexy.If the fact that "unbelievably sexy" is a phrase and not a word actually bothered you, please don't write me.Also: my pictures are stupid, and most aren't real.

My Interests

moving to paris to see if it is possible to live off of baggettes, cheese, and wine.

I'd like to meet:

Those who: like going on adventures.sneak popcorn in movie theaters by pretending to be pregnant.speak for a reason and not just to make themselves comfortable.Not those who: hate children, or acting like one ocassionally.

Music:

Hip Hop before 1997, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Dizzy Gelspie, charles mingus, Art Blakey, Herbie Handcock, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, Billy Holliday, Rolling Stones, Big Audio Dynamite, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, Johnny Cash, The Smiths.

Movies:

Apocolypse Now, The Princess and the Warrior, Amelie, The Jerk, Tombstone, Man on the Train, The Killer, Casablanca, Breathless, La Dulce Vida, anything Italian neorealismish, Touch of Evil, Vertigo, Rules of the Game, The Money Pit, Pulp Fiction, Joe verses the volcano, and Old Bruce Willis movies where he gets beaten/beats others to a bloody pulp.

Television:

The West Wing, Law and Order, The Sopranos, The Wire, Family Guy, House, Six Feet Under.

Books:

Jane Eyre, Lolita, Tale of Two Cities, The Floating Opera, In Pharoh's Army, Atonement, A Light in August, A Movable Feast, Lolita, Iceland, Portinoy's Complaint, and the novelisation of Under Seige 2: Dark Teritory.

Heroes:

I Don't believe in heroes, just sandwhichs