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Big Dave

Dont Delete My George Bush Shit assnugget!

About Me

My name is Dave. I live near Seattle WA with my beautiful wife, and two cats....Mis-Mis and Lumpy. I have a lot to say, and sometimes I might seem abrasive, as I have very little tolerence for stupidity, especially in religion and politics. I am very liberal, and live by the Wiccan Rede which states "Do what you will, but harm none"I grew up in Anaheim in the 60..s. It was a cool place then. All Disneyland and stuff. As I grew older, I started to explore life with a whole new zeal. I had many jobs growing up, working first as an air conditioning sales man. Since I was in high school at the time, I used my pay to take flying lessons, and received my pilots license on my 16th birthday. (same day I got my driver license)I loved to fly, and did it all of the time, even ditching school to go fly...then came skydiving....wow.After college, I had many different jobs. I was a radio personality in LA, worked in the oil fields, worked for the Forest Service,then became somewhat of a celebrity in Los Angeles. etc etc. Now, to make a long life story short, I met the girl of my dreams in a coffee house in Costa Mesa CA, and we got married. Suzi is the coolest person I have ever met, and is my very best friend. We just celebrated out 10 year anniversary in Europe! I learned alot from that trip! So, there you have it. I like to blog, and this is really an outlet for me. I have very strong views on alot of things, and can be offensive. Sorry! So hang out with me, eh? If you are anything like me, you also have alot to say, and goddamit, I wanna hear it! And I really like these girls! My Personal favorite is GoGo Amy! She is real, cool, and real cool! Please check out her personal site as well. http://www.gogoamy.com/ This is one of my favorite pics of Amy, and I cant wait to see her show LIVE! We love you AMY!

My Interests

I like airplanes, and travel. I guess that goes hand in hand, eh?

I'd like to meet:

Kristen Bell, Ghandi, and Jack Nicholson. I would also like a session with our current president, and you might guess what it is I would talk with him about... Lastly, I would like to meet Howie Mandell, and Michael Moore. And ultra finally, I would like to meet FleurAlso, here is a really neat Myspace friend from New York. A Spiritual, pretty and Exciting person as well! Say Hi to Cheryl!

Music:

mostly world music, Black Eyed Peas, Eagles, and Patsy Cline. I like all music except for Hip Hop. I just dont get it, and dont get me started. Also, here is Myspace favorite ShannonMarie23. I dare say she is stunning!

There are so few gems like Shannon!

Movies:

Hehehe, I made one once with this French Prostitute, a midget, 40 dollars and a swimming pool full of mayonaise.

Television:

Amazing Race! Idol, and Family Guy!

Books:

I got lots of them, but no patience to read them.The ones I do love are: Moby Dick, Walk Across America, and the Celestine Prophecy

Heroes:

My Dad, and Deputy Dawg hehehehe, and this girl...watch the whole thing!

My Blog

First Lady?

Maybe this cunt needs to comment a little on the 36 Americans her husband killed today in Iraq. Thats 6 times the number of assnuggets killed on the fucking bridge..........Jesus! Give me a fucking br...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST

Speaking of Allah...How Bout those Cabbies?

Hi. I am sounding more and more bigoted, which isnt really true. I am just turning cranky this month. I took a cab ride with some towel-headed guy who told me to hush up in the back seat...he was on t...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST

Allah, Mohammad, is a Little Girly Girl, Sissy Pants

I just prayed to Allah, because I was bored! "Allah, oh great sissy pants godlike sissy, if you can hear me, then strike me dead! prove your existence!"   Nothing happened, meaning Allah is a hom...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:32:00 PST

Good Friend Passes Away

Pretty sad news. Bruce was a friend to all in aviation. He will be missed SEATTLE -- Alaska Airlines said Friday that a pilot killed in a small plane crash on Thursday was former company CEO Bruce Ke...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

My Take on Virginia Tech

Again, its been a while since I have blogged. Busy as a beaver I must say. But, in the wake of the Virginia Tech Massacre, I have a few opinions. I have heard from several friends who are angry at Cho...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:13:00 PST

Sniffing Panties

Well, I have been away for the month as you might have guessed, and doing something really esciting! I hope this little tasty morsel finds you all well! Man caught with 93 pounds of stolen underwear ...
Posted by Big Dave on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:38:00 PST

A sad Day for All Mankind

Inventor of TV Remote Control Dies at Age 93 Friday, February 16, 2007 E-MAIL STORY PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION BOISE, Idaho    Hit the mute button for a moment of silence: The co-invento...
Posted by Big Dave on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST

Alabama can Shove It...err, well, hehehehehhe

In what appears to be another morality vote, dildos are no longer legal in Alabama, but fucking a horse is not against the law, nor is porking your sister, I think......   Judge Won't Turn Off Vi...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

Talk to Me While I pee!

Another good idea! I am wondering how to invest in this!   It's not the Booze Talking: Urinals in New Mexico Deliver Message Monday, February 12, 2007 E-MAIL STORY PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION ...
Posted by Big Dave on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

PORK=HELL? Shame on You America!

I ran across this little videotape today, and it is another reason why Americans should be absolutely ashamed of what we are making those idiot rednecked needle dicked little bug fucking order followi...
Posted by Big Dave on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST